Christ...Almighty.. Last night was fun
500pm: Arrive at hotel, meet up with Ice and Chuck, his manager
515: eat dinner at hotel, book a room. Hotel is cheap, but uber nice
600: arrive at bar to do a walk through, meet owners and bouncers, go over plans of fun. Jay stares at girl who is 5'0, looks 13, but with tits of a porn star...Jay's brain overloads
700: back at hotel...bored until 10pm. watched Tropic Thunder...it sucked.
10pm: get to bar.. it is popping like hell and packed, Hot girls everywhere..Jay immediately starts in on free beer and his personal bottle of iced jager. They have a block of ice carved into a jager bottle, which you pour jager into and someone drinks it from the tip... Girls go wild
10pm-2am Jay drinks, Vanilla Ice takes over bar and pours drinks into people's mouths, Jay dances (YES, DANCES) with not one, but 4 HOT girls... Jay decides girls are very drunk because they are talking to him, let alone dancing with him. They get Jay's number... They will never call him. Finishes bottle of jager and 8 beers.
2am: leave..thus begins search for food. find food at pizza place in ghetto. meet cokehead. He is funny.
3am-11am: fall over in bed drunk, wake up every 2 hours. leave for home
All in all, good fucking time. Pics later.
Katya dreams about me...a lot.. I fee bad for her
500pm: Arrive at hotel, meet up with Ice and Chuck, his manager
515: eat dinner at hotel, book a room. Hotel is cheap, but uber nice
600: arrive at bar to do a walk through, meet owners and bouncers, go over plans of fun. Jay stares at girl who is 5'0, looks 13, but with tits of a porn star...Jay's brain overloads
700: back at hotel...bored until 10pm. watched Tropic Thunder...it sucked.
10pm: get to bar.. it is popping like hell and packed, Hot girls everywhere..Jay immediately starts in on free beer and his personal bottle of iced jager. They have a block of ice carved into a jager bottle, which you pour jager into and someone drinks it from the tip... Girls go wild
10pm-2am Jay drinks, Vanilla Ice takes over bar and pours drinks into people's mouths, Jay dances (YES, DANCES) with not one, but 4 HOT girls... Jay decides girls are very drunk because they are talking to him, let alone dancing with him. They get Jay's number... They will never call him. Finishes bottle of jager and 8 beers.
2am: leave..thus begins search for food. find food at pizza place in ghetto. meet cokehead. He is funny.
3am-11am: fall over in bed drunk, wake up every 2 hours. leave for home
All in all, good fucking time. Pics later.
Katya dreams about me...a lot.. I fee bad for her
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oh common i liked your bum!!!