jaybugg

I just pulled a Kemper and bashed my knee into the door. A bruise the size of a quarter is forming..lovely, so much for going for another run. Sorry Kemper it just made me think of you is all.

I have bought groceries, sent out my college transcripts, and worked out, all in less then 8 hours....Wow. tomorrow I mail out a package.. god I have no life if this all is the highlight of my week

Now as I expect people aren't going to be calling me to hang out or chat, I have nothing to do for the rest of my weekend... Time to wallow in my books and dvds and phase out for a couple days. woot. Yay for Deadwood season 3 collection!

So in about a week it is a very special anniversary for me. One year ago, I got laid. *sniff* A very sentimental time to be sure. May the next year be just as dry as the last!! Let's go 90% celibate!! (I masturbate the other 10%)

As for MILF across the street. She apparently needs "alone time" while the kids are away for a week and she is working 4 jobs.. In other words, no booty fer me from her anytime soon >.< Dammit, and Dan beat me to her...

I got my Iraq money, FINALLY. Nothing like being paid a month late for having mortars shot at you and bombs going off down the street.

Only kicker is, due to possible starting of online school soon enough, me thinks vacations will be put on long term hold, among a few other choice reasons. I dunno, I will have to see how this and the other things go within the next couple weeks. If they clear up and I can safely balance school then it's fine for sure. *shrug* time will tell

Absinthe is now sold in the USA. I had the fortune of finding a good quality type. I will be inebriating myself heavily for a second night in a row now. Perhaps the others in my head will join me. Perhaps I will draw write or paint. Or if it is anything like last time.. Sit naked on a blanket and poke holes in my leg with a needle while classical music is playing. O_O (don't ask, it was a dare)

*update* as I am now heavily sedated, it boggles my mind that is wrapped in a milky cloud as to why people life to others with a smile on their face, and people accept the lie holding the same..fake..smile. I want to peell my smile off my face with a razorblade... Their faces should be carved with a serrated knife.