jaybugg

I ran over a cat the other day...my bad.

An Iraqi child shoved a small pack of gum in my hand. I damn near shot the bugger (kids give things that might go boom here) then demanded $20. ....$20... yes I said $20 for a pack of gum, which might blow my hand off... i was kind of proud of him for learning capitalism. I gave him a dollar.

Good things I miss~

Killians Red beer
Handjobs
Sleeping in my own fucking room
sleep in general
school
blowjobs
people talking to me on msn/yahoo/aim
George Carlin
driving
strippers

Bad things I dont miss

Gas prices
bad lapdances
getting up at 0400
wearing my uniform
bills

I forget anything???

Ask me about my wiener!!!!!!!! actually just ask me anything you want.(including about my wiener) I am bored and need things to do at 3am when I get off work. only to go in at 9am. 7 days a week.....and people wonder why I get irritable.