So since the pictures bored people and I didn't get comments, and I admit I am a comment whore lover, I shall give this news..
THE HELP DEXTER BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dexter, the darling that she is, thinks she can find me a girlfriend. This came about through me joking of my trip out there and everyones gonna have a girl to hang on their arm cept me. So she placed a bet for a pack of beer, (by the way Dex, I drink Killians so get ready to find it) that she is able to hook me up.
Some rules are--no strippers, pychos, gold diggers, girls who weigh more than me, or girls that look like they were a science experiment for Dr. Frankenstein. I don't know if we got a timeline on this yet but I will find out. Keep in mind I have been single for 5 years, so she has to go against 5 years of single life Jay, which is not an easy task..SOOOOO........
Now other than the humor of all this, I am asking you, yes YOU!! *points at you* to help Dexter out. Give her suggestions, hints, point out my good qualities, and bad ones, like the fact I got tattoos but I look like ugly ran over, or my personality,I'm sweet, but erratic and paranoid. I have money but I tend to be greedy, or I the fact I live in Maryland. I have smarts, but I prefer to keep it hidden and act like a child with a narcissistic complex, who oddly despises himself.
These hints, tips, etc, may all be posted in THIS blog. imma leave it up for a while for all your lovely comments, SOOOO Dex, check this one out once in a while and see if anyone left you some help!
Personally, I would just enjoy a good booty call.. Or in this case a pity fuck
As for Iraq it is the same ol same ol. I might get to do some flying around the country sooner or later so if I up and vanish for a while, sorry. AND for those who have my address, sorry I gave you the wrong one. I think I got the right one out to everyone who had it.
THE HELP DEXTER BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dexter, the darling that she is, thinks she can find me a girlfriend. This came about through me joking of my trip out there and everyones gonna have a girl to hang on their arm cept me. So she placed a bet for a pack of beer, (by the way Dex, I drink Killians so get ready to find it) that she is able to hook me up.
Some rules are--no strippers, pychos, gold diggers, girls who weigh more than me, or girls that look like they were a science experiment for Dr. Frankenstein. I don't know if we got a timeline on this yet but I will find out. Keep in mind I have been single for 5 years, so she has to go against 5 years of single life Jay, which is not an easy task..SOOOOO........
Now other than the humor of all this, I am asking you, yes YOU!! *points at you* to help Dexter out. Give her suggestions, hints, point out my good qualities, and bad ones, like the fact I got tattoos but I look like ugly ran over, or my personality,I'm sweet, but erratic and paranoid. I have money but I tend to be greedy, or I the fact I live in Maryland. I have smarts, but I prefer to keep it hidden and act like a child with a narcissistic complex, who oddly despises himself.
These hints, tips, etc, may all be posted in THIS blog. imma leave it up for a while for all your lovely comments, SOOOO Dex, check this one out once in a while and see if anyone left you some help!
Personally, I would just enjoy a good booty call.. Or in this case a pity fuck
As for Iraq it is the same ol same ol. I might get to do some flying around the country sooner or later so if I up and vanish for a while, sorry. AND for those who have my address, sorry I gave you the wrong one. I think I got the right one out to everyone who had it.
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dexter:
you are ridiculous jay bugg. 
katya:
i will make sure it wont be there next time 