**EDIT***** Yes it a holiday. But don't forget WHY it is a holiday.
I is bored. so I am going to write FACTS OF TEH Kemper !!
1. She was born in South America, near the jungles
2. She is 6'2
3. She benchpresses more than I
4. She thinks I am a man whore.
5. She consumes, on average, $538 a year in Mac N Cheese
6. She once punched a shark in the face
7. She plays Grand Theft Auto in real life, giving herself points anytime she runs over an animal in her truck..So far she has 107,499,910 points.
8. She threw a can of peas at a child for misbehaving once.
9. She is super gaseous, kinda like Jupiter
10. She has no clue I am writing this
11. She has one prosthetic finger
12. She talks like Snoop Dogg when she's sleepy
I is bored. so I am going to write FACTS OF TEH Kemper !!
1. She was born in South America, near the jungles
2. She is 6'2
3. She benchpresses more than I
4. She thinks I am a man whore.
5. She consumes, on average, $538 a year in Mac N Cheese
6. She once punched a shark in the face
7. She plays Grand Theft Auto in real life, giving herself points anytime she runs over an animal in her truck..So far she has 107,499,910 points.
8. She threw a can of peas at a child for misbehaving once.
9. She is super gaseous, kinda like Jupiter
10. She has no clue I am writing this
11. She has one prosthetic finger
12. She talks like Snoop Dogg when she's sleepy
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and sick now too