SO. My body is slowly recovering from snowboarding. My ass still hasn't grown back. Still better than most sex. Cept Canadian sex.
Though this thing with both my wrist injured is hell, as I can't even jerk off, let alone open a fucking gatorade...
NOW. We do something called exercises where we pretty much play war here. This is what my ass has to wear for the next week, minus my gas mask, i will be damned if I am putting that on for anyone voluntarily. I feel like a high schooler sneaking under the stairwell to go smoke, since we have to put our gear on anytime we go outside. fuck that I'm not putting this on anytime I wanna burn a newport...
WAR GAMES SUCK BALLS
Also a pic of me with a whole powdered doughnut in my mouth.
"GIVE ME CRACK AND ANAL SEX"- L.C.
So yeah. I have been doin homework as well, it sucks ass. I don't enjoy the class. Boring.
Also alot of writing in time for a certain day.
I go drink chocolate milk now.
Though this thing with both my wrist injured is hell, as I can't even jerk off, let alone open a fucking gatorade...
NOW. We do something called exercises where we pretty much play war here. This is what my ass has to wear for the next week, minus my gas mask, i will be damned if I am putting that on for anyone voluntarily. I feel like a high schooler sneaking under the stairwell to go smoke, since we have to put our gear on anytime we go outside. fuck that I'm not putting this on anytime I wanna burn a newport...
WAR GAMES SUCK BALLS
Also a pic of me with a whole powdered doughnut in my mouth.
"GIVE ME CRACK AND ANAL SEX"- L.C.
So yeah. I have been doin homework as well, it sucks ass. I don't enjoy the class. Boring.
Also alot of writing in time for a certain day.
I go drink chocolate milk now.
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So use your right hand... it may not go as fast but surely it can get the job done?
Either that, or get REALLY flexible and learn to give yourself head, haha.