jamesshinobi

well about a month ago my cousin tim jeff and i decided to go to Connecticut to visit my twin brother, which was an adventure cuz we left on Saturday and had to be home by Monday. we got lost some were in new jersey, then got pulled over for pissing on the side of the road, then we got pulled over in new york cuz tim's car has red neon's on the inside, then as we entered connecticut there was this over turned car, it was cool, then the next weekend was jeffs bachelor (how the hell do you spell that) party which i don't remember what happened (that's my story and i'm sticking to it), then on july fourth my brother marc and my friend paul from erie came down for the weekend, well we had a party then we took all these printers, photo copiers, monitors, and dvd players and just started smashing the shit out of them, then i shot my self in the head with a b.b. gun, there was so much blood( horror movies and action movies don't use enough blood) and in the morning i got 13 of my friends and went to medieval times in lyndhurst new jersey with a hangover and a bb in my skull in two days its my birthday and all my friends are coming over then its my cuzes wedding, then my older brother matt is coming home on leave (he's a personal body gaurd, master of arms in the navy) so no more dodging terrorists trying to blow up his base (the news lies, there have been dozens of attempts). then i get to settle down for the fall sweet wonderful autumn. and halloween brown leafed vertigo were skeletal life is known i remember halloween this day anything goes burnin bodies hanging from poles i remember hallowen