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This makes me want to die.
Things that will get changed in this film:
All the pilots will be made to be 18, so that they aren't "sexualised"
Graphic sex will be added
The religious imagery will all be stripped out, and replaced with meaningless dialogue and grandstanding, because obviously a film is only supposed to last for the 2 hours you're in...
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This makes me want to die.
Things that will get changed in this film:
All the pilots will be made to be 18, so that they aren't "sexualised"
Graphic sex will be added
The religious imagery will all be stripped out, and replaced with meaningless dialogue and grandstanding, because obviously a film is only supposed to last for the 2 hours you're in...
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I know it's vulgar to talk about money, but.......
Here's a fun little maths puzzle for all you people out there.
I earn, after tax, 170. Pitiful for a full time job, no?
100 of that, each and every week, goes to pay off my credit cards. Leaving me with 70
My transport is 25 per week. That leaves me with 45
Food shopping, and...
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Here's a fun little maths puzzle for all you people out there.
I earn, after tax, 170. Pitiful for a full time job, no?
100 of that, each and every week, goes to pay off my credit cards. Leaving me with 70
My transport is 25 per week. That leaves me with 45
Food shopping, and...
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VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
traumatron:
yeah, i remember that sidebottom guy.
what the fuck was his deal? he scared me.
what the fuck was his deal? he scared me.
nic:
I really, really hope he doesn't read that.
I have a new phone. Joy of joys.
Should anyone wish to have the number, 'tis
07960334509
Deep Joy.
J
Should anyone wish to have the number, 'tis
07960334509
Deep Joy.
J
kinto:
Happy new year to you Sir, here's to many more drunken SGUK nights 
K
PS: Beware we've got your number now
K
PS: Beware we've got your number now
wated:
*seriously resists the urge to send random 4am texts to James* 
happy new gay year.
yeah. i could have gone to the SGUK meet, after all, but by the time i knew that it was too late to get a ticket. i hate my life.
2004 > 2003? we shall see.
Take care kiddies.
yeah. i could have gone to the SGUK meet, after all, but by the time i knew that it was too late to get a ticket. i hate my life.
2004 > 2003? we shall see.
Take care kiddies.
I'm going to write a musical, I have decided.
It's going to be all in black and white,, and the music is going to be all expannsive post rock
I'm not sure what it's going to be about yet, but it's going to be good. I'm thinking, like a film noir musical, about detectives and a murder, and cops who keep interfering. Hell yes.
I...
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It's going to be all in black and white,, and the music is going to be all expannsive post rock
I'm not sure what it's going to be about yet, but it's going to be good. I'm thinking, like a film noir musical, about detectives and a murder, and cops who keep interfering. Hell yes.
I...
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its_matt:
what happened in the final episode did everyone die?? or was it all just a dream?
Merry Festivus
You get the pole, i'll get the fight.
*sits back and prays for and end to seasonal cheer*
J
You get the pole, i'll get the fight.
*sits back and prays for and end to seasonal cheer*
J
baka:
i'm up for a fight if you can find one,
i'll even provide the tools
just in case
i'll even provide the tools
just in case *dies*
J
J
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big_dave:
christ, you guys must've left early. I didn't hear a damn thing. Then again, I was unconscious via alcohol and late chinese
baka:
hope you have a merry xmas
"Never ever wanted to be with you. The only thing you gave me was the boredom i suffocate in, baby"
Why does a baked potato take so long to cook? Why is it so cold? Why is my beard so uncomfortable? Why is distraction on Channel 4 actually funny? Oh yeah, and why do women always try and confuse me with their come ons and...
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Why does a baked potato take so long to cook? Why is it so cold? Why is my beard so uncomfortable? Why is distraction on Channel 4 actually funny? Oh yeah, and why do women always try and confuse me with their come ons and...
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baka:
baked patatos cook faster if you stick something metal like a scewer through them 
.
its cold because the northen hemisphere of the earth is tilted away from the sun
.
your beard is uncomfortable becouse its still growing in
.
distraction is funny because we like to watch other people squirm for a change .
and women are just insane!
.
its cold because the northen hemisphere of the earth is tilted away from the sun
.
your beard is uncomfortable becouse its still growing in
.
distraction is funny because we like to watch other people squirm for a change
.
and women are just insane!
cherry:
i love baked potatoes when they're cooked for 2 hours in the oven. A MILLION times better than in the micro-spazzave
Glad you liked the CD. Can't wait to see you sooooon.
Cherry xox
i love baked potatoes when they're cooked for 2 hours in the oven. A MILLION times better than in the micro-spazzave
Glad you liked the CD. Can't wait to see you sooooon.
Cherry xox
So. My week. My lovely screwed up week. Firstly, a disclaimer. You make think people who take drugs of any sort are stupid. Well, half way through this, i'm gonna prove you more right than you can ever ever imagine.
So. Friday was the SGUK meet, which i've covered already, but will mention just to say how great it was. Saturday was supposed to be...
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So. Friday was the SGUK meet, which i've covered already, but will mention just to say how great it was. Saturday was supposed to be...
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big_dave:
james, fella, I never got chance to talk to you last friday and say thanx for the cds... but then I never spoke to a fair few people that night, there were so many new faces
are you heading out for the xmas meet this saturday?
are you heading out for the xmas meet this saturday?
munch:
seeya tomorrow James....
I'll try and be a bit calmer this time round....
maybe...
I'll try and be a bit calmer this time round....
maybe...
I am lame. I will write a proper entry about my screwed up week later.
til then, buh-bye!
J
til then, buh-bye!
J
munch:
hey James, sorry its taken me a few days to get round to "journalling" you...
just saw your post from two days ago - "a man so devoted to meeting people!" I love that description. pretty bloody spot on I reckon.
sorry if I came across a bit manic on friday, I get excited and the shit goes out the window! (geronimo will verify this!)
i totally understand the nerves thing - I was the same with my first meets. my first london one was overwhelming to say the least.
hope all your gigs and stuff went ok - you sounded like you were gonna be busy over the weekend.
hope the "screwed up" week wasn't too bad...
stay cool mister...
just saw your post from two days ago - "a man so devoted to meeting people!" I love that description. pretty bloody spot on I reckon.
sorry if I came across a bit manic on friday, I get excited and the shit goes out the window! (geronimo will verify this!)
i totally understand the nerves thing - I was the same with my first meets. my first london one was overwhelming to say the least.
hope all your gigs and stuff went ok - you sounded like you were gonna be busy over the weekend.
hope the "screwed up" week wasn't too bad...
stay cool mister...
tonight I:
Saw ween
got my drink spiked
met a nice american couple
they gave me magic mushrooms
i saw ween
erm.
yeah, that's about it. oh god.
tripping on your own is gay.
J
Saw ween
got my drink spiked
met a nice american couple
they gave me magic mushrooms
i saw ween
erm.
yeah, that's about it. oh god.
tripping on your own is gay.
J
Bits and pieces of Friday are slowly coming to me now. Damn the absinthe. The witty green fairy she is. how la la laughable to make me foregt things for a few days.
So. Things i have remembered of friday, that now make sense.
1. Meeting Munch. never seen a man so devoted to meeting people. top chap too!
2. Arriving, and being very very...
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So. Things i have remembered of friday, that now make sense.
1. Meeting Munch. never seen a man so devoted to meeting people. top chap too!
2. Arriving, and being very very...
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wated:
May I suggest a capital J for your new username?
happy endings suck