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Foods I love to swallow whole

May 22, 2019
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Not really whole kinda like inhale down my throat. When I was thinking swallow whole, I was thinking of a dog. Damn dogs never chew 'human food'' it's like dropping food down a hole. lol

Here's the list (brace yourselves):

EGGS!: made any way shape or form. I do not discriminate I love em all. My favorite type? Scrambled with a few dabs of Frank's Red Hot Hot Sauce. Which really isn't hot because I'm not a fan of hot sauce. It's more for flavor. It is impossible for me to make egg salad. I'll hard boil the eggs and get everything else ready to make it and when the eggs are cooled, I just pop them into my mouth like a fat kid eating cake. lol

Italian foods: Dur! They all taste great. noodles, meat, cheese, sauce, boy oh boy! Maybe that's why Italians are so fat! haha

Ice cream: because who hates ice cream? the one that hates ice cream should not be on this earth (I'm talking about those that are NOT allergic to it). Oh I don't fancy Chocolate ice cream.

Cereal: crunch crunch chomp chomp nom nom nom nom! My favorite thing to do is to read the box while I eat a bowl. Haha.

Sandwiches: Oh boy. My favorite is a tomato and cheese sandwich. 5 ingredients; cheese, tomato, miracle whip, bread, and salt(to put on tomato). Best when eaten in the summertime. When nice and juicy beefsteak tomatoes are in season.

Other world cuisines: Indian, Mexican, Polish, Chinese, etc. I love eating other world foods. I'm not talking American (insert other country here) I'm talking REAL other world cuisines.

Milk from the cow: What do I mean by ''the cow''? I mean straight from the farm before the corporate America gets their hands on it. Nice cup of chilled fresh cow milk is fucking amazing! Corporate America dumbs it down. If you never had fresh cow milk straight from the cow, stop reading this and go to your nearest farm now! It's really not bad for you either. I mean what did they do 1,000 years ago? Yeah.

Avocados: They have to be ripened just right though. Also there's a problem with this. You must eat em as soon as you cut them open. They get bad pretty quickly when exposed to Earth's elements. Think about this when thinking about avocados: You must be in the right place at the right time to find your real soulmate. That's how I think about avocados.

Drinks: I love to drink! I'm not talking about alcohol, though I like that too. I'm talking about beverages. Milk, juice, etc. I prefer drinking over eating but I have no problems eating if that makes any sense.

I like most things and like trying new foods. I am not a vegan. I like juicy and flavorful foods. Every vegan food I ever ate was bland and dry and tasteless and some even outright awfully smelly.

Did you brace yourself like I asked? Because there's more. A lot more. I just need to go eat something and start my day. haha!

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