For the rest of us, don't worry you'll make it through.
When I first heard about Hump Day, I thought it meant the dirty term. It took years before I realized it meant ''getting over the hump'' of the work week.
Another thing that took me years to realize: RIP I had no idea what it meant. I thought it meant something along the lines of ''God ripped another person from us'' Then one day on Facebook, it dawned on me. I was like oh my god how could I be so dumb? lol