So today is Friday the 13th. The crazies will come out to play today! What are you crazies doing on this glorious Friday?! It's paycheck Friday! Go and get drunk, get high, get inked, and live the sweet life! Who has off the next two days? What are we all gonna do? Stay and watch Netflix or go out and conquer the world?! Don't forget to get laid this weekend after all your partying! Hell, do it during that party you're going to. Life is too short to be normal! Be that person everyone thinks is weird! As long as you're happy fuck everyone else. You don't need their approval! Speed past a cop while you're eating a donut with a bumper sticker that says, ''Free donuts to every cop that pulls me over!" OMG! I just died laughing! Cop walks up to your window after running a quick check and asks in an assertive voice, "Licence and registration'' a few seconds go by as you reach over your empty box of donuts to get them. . . ''Where's my donut?!" He asks. ''Sorry Officer I gave my last donut to the last cop that pulled me over." HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yes I'm that weird person. Yes I am happy. No I don't care what you think about me. Yes I am thinking of getting that buber sticker. I know a guy that'll make one for me. His business is 1/4 of a mile down the street from me. It'll only cost 5 bucks.
I'm working the next the next 11 days in a row possibly more it just depends when the next schedule comes out. So I am unable to party like it's 1969! At work I do have to be normal otherwise I might lose my job.
To close this blog: You looked didn't you? You really thought it was Friday the 13th didn't you? Or were you like "No. . . oh wait is it?" Then you were like ''Okay fucker you got me." In any case, go out and have fun this weekend! Smell the flowers! Chase the bees! OH SHIT OH SHIT A BEAR! WHERE THE HELL AM I? RUUUUUN! No don't run. Bears love chasing too!
Disclaimer: Don't do anything illegal. I am not responsible for the things you do. My responsibility is me. Yes I really am thinking of getting that bumper sticker. No I probably won't because I have places to be and I don't want to be late. Maybe When I retire.
If you're not having fun living this precious thing called life than you're doing it wrong. Now go out and do it right!
Have Fun And Happy Friday Everyone! :)