Hello I'm James. Here is my story:
I'm originally from SoCal (San Diego California). I migrated to WNY (Western New York NOT NYC) When I was 12. I hate it here.
Age 5 I was placed into foster care.
Age 8 I was adopted.
July 28th 2002 (age 17): I finally escaped the hell I lived through for 12 years by the hands of my adopted bitch (can't use the M word and her in the same sentence). You don't wanna know that horror story.
Life began anew at age 17. 1st love, 1st job, 2nd love, 2nd job, Got arrested for stealing a necklace for my girlfriend. Charges dropped but lost my freedom with my foster parents for 6 whole months. Other than that, life was great for me. Anything was better than the last 12 years. So so so so many firsts at age 17 like real food for example.
Age 19 I bought my first pack of cigarettes as stress levels were too high. I know I know but they DID help with the stress.
Age 20 Tried sex for the first time and fucking loved it. (no puns intended)
Age 20.99 (like one or 2 days before 21) graduated high school and also from Culinary Arts (cooking). I was also arrested for 2nd time (gave a friend who was underage a smoke who was already smoking at the time but was finally caught by his dad)
Age 21 had my first real full time job. Also moved out on my own. Haven't looked back since.
Okay enough age crap. What I'm like and all the other crap.
I love food. Duh who doesn't? No I love food waaay more then you. Like where it comes from and all the steps it takes to get to your table and the nutrition facts, the ingredients, what is and isn't healthy for you, what you need and what you want, what's good for weight loss, what foods contain items in them that people are allergic to, what diabetics can eat, how long to store food and so so so much more. Think you love food more then me? Buddy please. . . lol
I'm a happy and fucking lonely person, I was recently called ''10 ply'' 10 ply what bitch?!?! Okay I am a softie just not that soft. I'm kind and gentle. I'm willing and freely help others but I'm not stupid. I am sometimes blunt and sometimes I sugar coat. For most people it's not what you say it's how you say it. For me, I'll interpret it my own way. basically I like mother fucker in your face blunt honesty.
I like all of God's creatures but most of all the young one's. Puppies kittens and kids are cute.
While I haven't gone to the gym since high school, I have muscle. I don't show it off like some people do. I don't talk about my muscles much though I am stronger then the average man. My last job was stacking lumber.
I am vastly underestimated. That's the way I want it. I act stupid and weak but when push comes to shove I shock most people. I am book dumb. I simply wasn't able to have the kind of education most have.
I hate the snow, I'm eh whatever on the cold and I hate the humid summers in WNY.
I have visited several states on my way to New York from California as I rode in an rv that followed a U-Haul truck. I have Also visited NJ and have been to Vegas many times.
There are many countries and 3 continents (South America, Australia, and Antarctica) I want to visit. I like nature over man made.
I am very honest. I used to be extreme with my honesty but over many years of getting nowhere, I lie a little but mostly on applications and it sadly works. No one gets anywhere in life without a few lies.
I great with time. Meaning I'm on time or early about 95% of the time. And I suppose I have a superb memory. I remember things that happened before age 5.
I am a man of God though not religious. I doubted his existence twice before age 18. Haven't done it since.
I like most things people like. Partying, dinners movies traveling, biking, hiking, mountain climbing, staying at home, walking on the beach, etc. I'm not picky in that sense.
I don't do illegal shit unless you count traffic laws then I'm an outlaw/rule breaker.
I hate potatoes made any way shape or form. (childhood trauma) Also on this list is vegan or any of that other weird shit, bean spouts, kale, and cilantro (a word I can never say right)
There's only one person in this world I hate and what would I do if I ever saw this person again? I would not hesitate to kill the bitch. I'll rot in prison with a grin on my face.
(Side note: if you have read it through send me a message saying hi and I'll tip you.)
Lastly to leave this on a good note, I have goals, dreams and many ideas on how I want the rest of my life to be. I would like to die out in California and would also like to see my birth parents before I cease to exist. I could go on and on but you probably haven't read it through. If you have any questions feel free. Seriously, I get bored in the winter months.
