''LEEEEEEEEEETS GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUUUMBLEEEEEE! ! !''
Work Me: jump right in. Keep focused what's ahead and not behind. Go help the person with the broken machine to get the product manufactured faster. Talk to Curly, Larry, and Moe. Walk slow with chin up. Ask the prettiest girl out. Defend myself to the fullest. Ask many questions. Go over and make someone smile if you think they're having a bad day. Teach those that don't know what they're doing to do it right. Warn people of a dangerous situation.
Home Me: Head down and hardly speak to people. Never smile. Never joke. When seeing/hearing people I know, walk the other way. Only say thank you to clerks and never anything else. Tip waitresses/waiters well. Talk but only a little to massage lady. Someone honks at me I don't bother to look in their direction. Walk fast. Never pick up a phone call. Do everything in my power for people not to notice me. I don't ask to come over to someone's place and no one invites me to theirs.