When I bought Jennifer I was super happy. I promised to take care of her every need. From buying her tampons every few months to buying her groceries every week to taking her to the doctors when she gets sick and so on. Right now Jennifer doesn't have any make-up on and she's very dirty. She needs a nice sudsy shower. I'll blow dry her hair after I've soaped her off. since Thursday, I've taken her to work, Co-worker's house, the grocery store, Red Lobster, Applebees 7-eleven, to my massage lady, to the winery, Mama's Home Cookin' (local restaurant), my parents place, a gas station, to the movies, the bank, the mechanic's, and lastly to my place where she lives. As long as I promise to take care of her every need we will be together forever. Also I ride her like crazy every time we go somewhere because I paid a lot of money to own her and I can do what I want with what I own.
Jennifer is my new car.
Hope you enjoyed my story because I sure did!
P.S. I am not one to name things without a brain like people do with cars and body parts etc. But this time I made an exception.