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jake_lex

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Wednesday Apr 02, 2003

Apr 2, 2003
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I've learned why i'd be a shitty criminal all over again today. I was at Wal-Mart, and I bought some groceries. I went out with my cart, and it was just then that I noticed that there was a 2 liter bottle of Mt. Dew that had, apparently, fallen to the bottom of the cart, and hadn't been scanned. (I had a very small order; I had most of it up in the baby seat deal.)

I actually felt a little twinge of guilt at this, and wondered if I should go back in and pay for it. Which was stupid, of course; what's $1 to a corporation that has something like $50 billion in sales?

So I just put it in my car and went. I was actually sort of proud of myself, in a way, for exhibiting a sense of morality. Still, though, I can't see myself going very far in politics. Or making CEO of a major corporation, either.
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hyenahell:
mmmm. mountain dew.
walmart is cheap, and easy to steal from if the cheapness isn't good enough for ya. god bless america and the corporate whores who call it home.
smile
by the way i am from ky, too. i grew up in somerset/pulaski co.
Apr 24, 2003
jake_lex:
I'm such a total dork that I really had no idea how to see if anyone had commented on my journal. I didn't know that I actually had to go to the little page set up for me on here and comment this way. I feel dumb now.

Anyway, thank all of you for responding.

And I'm glad I helped you figure out that it was Vienna Teng.

And it's good to hear there are other people in Kentucky around here. smile
Apr 24, 2003

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