i love meetings! lets talk while my work shit piles up!
then you can complain and ask me why shits piling up!
then you can complain and ask me why shits piling up!
ooooo aaaa ooo aaaa! ooo ay ay ay ! eeehy! eeehy!
where's my banana?
jaggy:
i wish. tell God to shut up.
bad bad bad bad ! some girls are way too bad . tonight was fucked up with a girl i met at work. im gonna have to hide from her on monday. oh my god.
phedre:
*fake stern voice* What did you do?
*giggles* Hope you had fun.
*giggles* Hope you had fun.
jaggy:
i had fun i guess. details will incriminate me and her for various international laws . i want to avoid deportation and exile. but spatulas, speed, jim bean, and pain was involved, i'll leave it at that . 
bad
damn i hate bad girls.
everyone around me wants to go out to eat all the time! i have to keep up by riding or else it turns to flab. its that damned tex-mex food. its the devil i tell you.
jaggy:
i must maintain my petite figure so i may jazzercise oh so perkily. i'll ride my bike, run, and hike pouring out sweat to exhaustion,
i will turn down your tex-mex combo plate with glistening enchiladas, and juicy fuckin fajitas and flour tortillas to which the likes of God has ever seen. i turn away from your luscious almost-sexual chimichangas filled with heavenly sour cream and WACKAmole,bitch. oh yes, even the wicked yummy tamale i turn away with uncaring eyes. Fuckin A im hungry!! ...why do i always write about food on this thing !?
i will turn down your tex-mex combo plate with glistening enchiladas, and juicy fuckin fajitas and flour tortillas to which the likes of God has ever seen. i turn away from your luscious almost-sexual chimichangas filled with heavenly sour cream and WACKAmole,bitch. oh yes, even the wicked yummy tamale i turn away with uncaring eyes. Fuckin A im hungry!! ...why do i always write about food on this thing !?
pass the fruit loops
i think im high. im pretty sure. i just ate an entire god damn pineapple for lunch. im also lookin at box of fruit loops with my name on it. i don't have milk and im not fit to drive.
what is a high boy like me to do?
what is a high boy like me to do?
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jaggy:
mental note: dont eat an entire pineapple, you pay later....especially if you eat it whole. Bah! hahahaha!
phedre:
Pass the fruit loops, that's what
i think im high
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