so my doctor gave me his precise diagnosis. i have a 'super cold' with 'flu-like symptoms!' wow, so exact ! geez.
at least he gave me vicodin.
old lady: " I smoke marijuanna for my glaucoma."
dude: "I smoke marijuanna to get high.
but...
with this ailment, i have lost the ability to smell and taste.
along with my inability to love, i am totally...
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at least he gave me vicodin.
old lady: " I smoke marijuanna for my glaucoma."
dude: "I smoke marijuanna to get high.
but...
with this ailment, i have lost the ability to smell and taste.
along with my inability to love, i am totally...
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YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAWWWWW!
its friday baby. liquor store, here i cum.
in the mean, watch this safety video carefully, there's something odd about it.
forklift safety video
its friday baby. liquor store, here i cum.
in the mean, watch this safety video carefully, there's something odd about it.
forklift safety video
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xanippi:
OMG thanks for the video it that halarious
dusty:
oh yeah? ill yank you baby...yank yer head right off yer fucking spine!!! hahaha...do you know what it is that i am talking about??? ahahahah
man, i love that tv show 'mythbusters'.
now , i know. i could die by peeing on the third rail in a subway if its raining and i'm barefoot.
now , i know. i could die by peeing on the third rail in a subway if its raining and i'm barefoot.
i want food.
i need food.
hamburga....taco bell......
im oh so very hungry....
feed me 
clairevoyance:
likewise
So check it , movie OldBoy , made in Korea. Very cool flick. Why cant we (US) make shit like this. Scenes look ripped right out of a manga .
as it turns out, lamos in hollywood are gonna remake a version that will suck baboons balls ! prolly starring hugh grant or ben asslick! yay! we cant read subtitles !! no one will ever...
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as it turns out, lamos in hollywood are gonna remake a version that will suck baboons balls ! prolly starring hugh grant or ben asslick! yay! we cant read subtitles !! no one will ever...
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bambi:
you liked oldboy ?
I was kinda disappointed to be honest !
I was kinda disappointed to be honest !
saturday....things to do. people to kill.
something is about to happen
Dilemma in the lab today:
mark - "well, john did you look in the teamroom?"
me - "Where in the fuckin teamroom? I hate that fuckin place! Everybodies telling me to look in that piece of shit, and I can never find shit in that fucking shit! There's no search or nuthin! "
mark - "dude, take it easy."
me - "I tell you what,...
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mark - "well, john did you look in the teamroom?"
me - "Where in the fuckin teamroom? I hate that fuckin place! Everybodies telling me to look in that piece of shit, and I can never find shit in that fucking shit! There's no search or nuthin! "
mark - "dude, take it easy."
me - "I tell you what,...
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molly:
All hail the smart-ass, for he knows not what he says 
jaggy:
i'm like Alice at Mel's diner.....or im vera.
im not that brave...my boss knows im the only one that can do the job...its rather pathetic , i know. one day, i'll leave, ..tell them to kiss my grits.
im not that brave...my boss knows im the only one that can do the job...its rather pathetic , i know. one day, i'll leave, ..tell them to kiss my grits.
profile picture changed to my 80's , lead singer to OMD hair style i havent changed since..well, the 80's.
i have some lame japanese writing on the side written in painter9-blood to indicate im a badass..but im just a cuddly little dork! hold me!
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great, now we're fucking with iran. thats just fuckin dandy.
i have some lame japanese writing on the side written in painter9-blood to indicate im a badass..but im just a cuddly little dork! hold me!
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great, now we're fucking with iran. thats just fuckin dandy.
(Molly makes impressions of music)