jagerfairy

And here is a joke for ya

One day Little Johnny's mom was cleaning his room. In the closet, she found a bondage S&M magazine. This was *highly* upsetting to her. She hid the magazine until his father got home. When Little Johnny's father walked in the door, she irately handed the magazine to him, and said, "THIS is what I found in "your" son's closet."
He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word.
Several minutes passed, then she finally asked him,
"Well what should we do about this?"
Little Johnny's dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think you should spank him."

aaaaah, I was hoping you guys were chain spinners. But yea, I would love to show you some stuff. I'm told I make it easy to understand. If you don't have any chains bring two balls of socks and a couple of long show laces.

PS--you said sp, leibach, bigod20, pasty cline, this mortal coil, coil, stevie nicks, and mazzy star!! its love for me and you already.

[Edited on Jul 18, 2003]

wow I got very little memory of talking to you. which sucks cus I've heard so much about you. I spent a dsecnt part of the eveing introducing the boy to freinds of mine at the bar next door to the place he's staying at.

so I can't wait to meet you. some day. I'm very drunk right now.

[Edited on Jul 14, 2003]

wow I'm so drunk I have no memory wrint that previous entry. which wasn't that long ago.

wow vey drunk. I heard good things about you. can I be your freind?

ok....couldnt wait...here is another


One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzy, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

"Very good, Suzy," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.

"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.

"Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on little Johnny.

"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, fucking beautiful!'"

ok one more for good measure....




A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into bed. He's laying in bed for a few minutes and cuts a fart. His wife wakes up and asks, "What in the world was that?"

He replies, "Touchdown, I am winning 7 nothing."

She thinks to herself, "I'm gonna fix him." Then she lets one loose.

He yells at her, "What was that?"

She replies "Touchdown, tie score."

Now he thinks, "I'm gonna fix her." He's laying there for about 10 minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard he shits in bed.

The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"

He replied, "Half time, switch sides."

ouch....

completely understandable.....please forgive my lack of spelling.
It a completely justified bashing.

but yes "JAGER" is damn good

ill send you some jagermeister related gifts to your email
if you send me a email

yay! jagermeister

whuts the next 6 days?

ohhhh well if i new where u were then id say come with me to start some trouble

[Edited on Jun 25, 2003]

kareoke skares me

i just had to say i love the name and the pic, much love to ya

the asian calenderis good but the 2003 midgets in higheels was supurb

yes, i did.