well holy hell , lookie whose updating their journal...................
anywayzz , on to my enthrawling list of things I learned over the holidays:
#1: people get disgruntled when I make out with their wives.
#2: I look hot in spiderman underoos.
#3: I can eat my body weight in garlic mashed potatoes.
#4: I come from a family of kareoke gods.
#5: 6 shots of Jager and a flexeril will put you face down like a crosseyed midget.
#6: I am one funny mutha fucka when I'm drunk.
#7: I need a nap.
#8: I'm batman.
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dave_h:
Did I ever tell you I named a song after you?
kudra:
Ha. I have to laugh at #1 now. I had such a good time with you guys, it made me wish I could move to Seattle. I can't, but I think I need to come visit more often. This weekend was the most fun I've had in a month and a half and I'm finally starting to feel normal again now. Oh, the miraculous happenings in my head to get drunk with fun people and meet a hot boy, whose hair I'd try to fuck even if it weren't attatched to him.