Well, everyone.
I need an iPhone.
Yes, need.
This is because, obviously, I have my priorities straight, and I understand the difference between something essential to living (air, water, lasagna, sex, iPhone) and something that is greatly desired (shoes, tattoos, an umbrella)
I also am in dire need (need? Shit, all this philosophizing has ruined my blogging ability) of someone with whom I can go to a play, in French. On Saturday. I wanted to bring Shaine, but alas. It is not destined to be.
Side note. I did not understand how to use whom in english, until I understood how to use wem in German. I sometimes wonder if I am possibly making errors with whom. It couldn't be that I would ever fuck up mit wem.
What else has gone on... Ho-hummmm.
Wednesday night, I worked with Sicilia, my favorite lady, for Jgermeister. Thennnnn we walked like 20 blocks to buy a can of tomatoes in the middle of the night so we could make pasta, then I didn't really study for my exam, we slept in, and we cleaned.
Why is Sicilia great? Not only is she an awesome friend in general, and her taralli are the stuff of legends, but she she is also someone who will run around my house doing damage control:
"Jaeci, you can not leave a thong on your kitchen table." Why not? It hasn't been worn, I just had it wrapped up with my work clothes in case! I hate panty lines! "No one can come in your house and see a THONG ON THE TABLE!!!!!" A great friend then takes said thong, and removes it from sight.
_Aeryn_ is also a very close friend of mine. I miss her loads and loads. It is really CRAP that we live so far apart. We used to have ridiculous adventures, that shall never be shared with SG world. We were not always so well behaved. I suspect she behaves much more like an adult now. I, on the other hand, have made no such progress.
Last night, my brain was total mush BEFORE I even left the house.
I am so amazing at life. You wish you were me.
I need an iPhone.
Yes, need.
This is because, obviously, I have my priorities straight, and I understand the difference between something essential to living (air, water, lasagna, sex, iPhone) and something that is greatly desired (shoes, tattoos, an umbrella)
I also am in dire need (need? Shit, all this philosophizing has ruined my blogging ability) of someone with whom I can go to a play, in French. On Saturday. I wanted to bring Shaine, but alas. It is not destined to be.
Side note. I did not understand how to use whom in english, until I understood how to use wem in German. I sometimes wonder if I am possibly making errors with whom. It couldn't be that I would ever fuck up mit wem.
What else has gone on... Ho-hummmm.
Wednesday night, I worked with Sicilia, my favorite lady, for Jgermeister. Thennnnn we walked like 20 blocks to buy a can of tomatoes in the middle of the night so we could make pasta, then I didn't really study for my exam, we slept in, and we cleaned.
Why is Sicilia great? Not only is she an awesome friend in general, and her taralli are the stuff of legends, but she she is also someone who will run around my house doing damage control:
"Jaeci, you can not leave a thong on your kitchen table." Why not? It hasn't been worn, I just had it wrapped up with my work clothes in case! I hate panty lines! "No one can come in your house and see a THONG ON THE TABLE!!!!!" A great friend then takes said thong, and removes it from sight.
_Aeryn_ is also a very close friend of mine. I miss her loads and loads. It is really CRAP that we live so far apart. We used to have ridiculous adventures, that shall never be shared with SG world. We were not always so well behaved. I suspect she behaves much more like an adult now. I, on the other hand, have made no such progress.
Last night, my brain was total mush BEFORE I even left the house.
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This made my night! I miss you and our adventures so much these days! Funny you mention it, I was just thinking last night, ad nauseam, about how I behave way too much like an adult these days... I have got to get out of this town. And also, you need to move back to NY