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Wednesday Aug 18, 2004

Aug 18, 2004
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so, after my work out, i stopped at the liquor store (odd order of events maybe, but thats how i do it), it was a little lq store right by the gym run by some crazy little chinese woman. i was standing in line, behind 4 other people, and this fucking woman was so psyco. she took the first dudes ID, and proceeded to look up in her little book to make sure it was valid. She takes the ID. He puts up a little bit of a stink, but when she starts asking him if he wants to call the police, he just leaves. then the next dude pays, and she doesnt even check his ID. Then the dude in front of me trys to buy some beers, and she breaks out her little book again, and proceedes to claim his ID as fake as well. He is quite astonished by this, i mean, how can one little book have all the changes all the different states make every other 6 months? She takes his ID and he asks for it back a few times, and she starts ringing me up, and he keeps saying he wants it back and its not fake, she starts yelling, "you kids, you make me close down, my store go under, you kids all night long, bad ID bad ID bad ID, you leave, you want to call police?? you want to call police???"

so the dude is finially like, fucking alright, call the damn cops cause i need my fucking ID back, i cant go all the way back to Vermont or where ever to get a new drivers licence cause some crazy paranoid lady wouldnt let me buy beer at her shitty little store.

so then she gives him his ID back, and tells him "no police at my store, no police at my store"

and the dude leaves.

fucking what the hell???
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
fuck:
thats just straight up funny
Aug 22, 2004
smashedpumpkin:
hahahaha!!! that story made my evening!

last night i saw napoleon dynamite for the fifth consecutive time....
Aug 23, 2004

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