Since the erudite @arroezze asked, here comes dat 10-question thang! Brace yourselves...
1. IF YOU HAD THE WORLD’S ATTENTION FOR 30 SECONDS, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?
Stop breeding, for fuck's sake. At least for a few years? C'mon. There are enough bloggers for the moment.
2. WHAT IS IN YOUR FRIDGE RIGHT NOW?
Heinz 57 sauce, petrified chocolate cake, and quite possibly a Jamaican Me Happy or two.
3. IF YOU WERE HOME ON A RAINY SUNDAY AFTERNOON, WHAT MOVIE WOULD YOU MOST WANT TO SEE ON TELEVISION?
Two answers: 1) Smokey and the Bandit, hands down, was this a rhetorical question? and 2) Movies on TV? Are you fucking kidding me? Editing and commercials? Way to pull me right out of it! No. Premium menus or pay streams, thanks.
4. WHERE DO YOU NOT MIND WAITING?
Really, anywhere. I am a calm and collected cat. I think a large problem with the modern world is impatience and entitlement. You are not special, folks. Wait your fucking turn.
5. IF YOU COULD CLOSE ONE FAST FOOD CHAIN, DUE TO DISGUSTING FOOD, WHAT WOULD YOU PICK?
Not a one. I love hideous grease and fake tacos. Kill at will, burgermongers
6. IF YOU COULD DIS-INVENT ONE THING, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Wow, great question. I guess I would say... the DNA test? Shit, no. The breathalyzer?
7. IS THERE AN APP THAT YOU HATE BUT USE ANYWAYS?
All of them. But especially FB. I have a deep and abiding hatred for FB. However, there are perhaps 3 people there that I actually like, so I stay.
8. IF YOU COULD LOCK UP ONE PERSON IN A MENTAL INSTITUTION, WHO WOULD IT BE?
Myself. For the safety of all around me... you're welcome. Plus, free drugs and shock therapy for me! Woot
9. WHAT PART OF THE HUMAN FACE IS YOUR FAVORITE!
Cheekbones. No joke. I am a sucker for great cheekbones
10. DO YOU DANCE CRAZY WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING?
Shiiiit. I dance crazy when people are looking! Did Footloose teach us nothing?
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I nominate @amberetta , @bookcouple , @chef , @kaptaine , @buddy3338 , @anjave , @wolfghost , @luciloser and @olgakulaga . Sorry! ;-}>