hahaha, it seems in my drunken haze I forgot to post last night...and thats essentially all I had to post about. god bless guinness...Im such a dirty mick, in fact for the first time in quite a while I slipped into a bit of an accent the other morning as I was counting a cadence, which is an excedingly odd thing as Ive never had an accent or live with anyone who did...just some odd thing that pops up from time to time. but yeah, stereotypical irish family...dad is a cop, mom is a DEVOUT roman catholic, my brother and I both have drinking problems(as did my father back in his glory days) and to top it all off I used to be a thief...my full name-robert patrick ryan-I mean come on! its absurd...I think if I had red hair I would have to move there, or feel some odd sense of displacement my entire life.
so today was the most amazing waste of time. somehow I woke up around 9, still drunk. I took a shower and was making an attempt at pleasuring myself but between being drunk and lacking a bit of the usual physical sensitivity and the damn Iti repair men banging on the door in the middle of it I was unable to finish...and to add insul to injury the bastards say they cant fix it! I mean I could fix the shit in 2 minutes if I had the parts! the stupid hinge that holds the seat on broke! how is that a complicated repair?! ...now you might think this is a bit of an over reaction but you dont quite have a full appreciation of the situation yet. everytime I try to take a nice peaceful shit I have o be careful otherwise the seat slips off the bowl and my as lands on the floor! its disgusting to say the least! barracks mind you, not your own home...foul nastiness!
but I digress, the day in general wasnt particularly bad...after said shower I walked out of the bathroom to my buddy displaying the goat(waiting....watch it) and proceed to kick him in the ass and simultaniously whacked his nuts as they were infact tucked under his butt. he collapsed...I laughed, threatening of life ensued
bought snatch. watched snatch. life was good.
watched a few other movies, ate some taco bell, rejoiced
...and that was essentially the day, and will most likely be repeated over the next 3...possibly with a trip to the gym included but hey, its a holiday weekend I might just sit around on my ass and be lazy
so today was the most amazing waste of time. somehow I woke up around 9, still drunk. I took a shower and was making an attempt at pleasuring myself but between being drunk and lacking a bit of the usual physical sensitivity and the damn Iti repair men banging on the door in the middle of it I was unable to finish...and to add insul to injury the bastards say they cant fix it! I mean I could fix the shit in 2 minutes if I had the parts! the stupid hinge that holds the seat on broke! how is that a complicated repair?! ...now you might think this is a bit of an over reaction but you dont quite have a full appreciation of the situation yet. everytime I try to take a nice peaceful shit I have o be careful otherwise the seat slips off the bowl and my as lands on the floor! its disgusting to say the least! barracks mind you, not your own home...foul nastiness!
but I digress, the day in general wasnt particularly bad...after said shower I walked out of the bathroom to my buddy displaying the goat(waiting....watch it) and proceed to kick him in the ass and simultaniously whacked his nuts as they were infact tucked under his butt. he collapsed...I laughed, threatening of life ensued
bought snatch. watched snatch. life was good.
watched a few other movies, ate some taco bell, rejoiced
...and that was essentially the day, and will most likely be repeated over the next 3...possibly with a trip to the gym included but hey, its a holiday weekend I might just sit around on my ass and be lazy