Well, well, well, you never can tell.
The fair was....interesting. I felt somewhat trashy, and not in a fun way. The myth that carnies are gross people is nowhere close to being a myth. The one I came in closest contact with was a lady. She was average height and weight, with thin brown hair. She had a tongue ring, which must've doubled as a wrecking ball beacause she was missing all her front teeth on top. She had messy eyeliner and her yellow carnie shirt unbuttoned enough to see the foot of space that occured between her tits. In her shirt pocket, were 2 packs of cigarettes! Two! Then to top it off, she was wearing black shorts and flip flops. The flip flops were worst because she had the dirtiest blackest toes I'd ever seen. And the fairground was paved! Where her feet got that dirty is beyond me.
But dirty carnies aside it was fun. I ate a huge smoked turkey leg, and a funnel cake. Oh! I almost forgot the "showmen" bathroom I snuck into. D-I-S-G-U-S-T-I-N-G. I have a pic, so you can see for yourself. Anyway, I didnt ride anything because Im a fraidy cat like that. No, thats a lie, I did go down the huge slide with my niece. All in all, it was fun because of the company. And the trip home also produced food and 3 new snes games! And Im off to work on my speech.
The fair was....interesting. I felt somewhat trashy, and not in a fun way. The myth that carnies are gross people is nowhere close to being a myth. The one I came in closest contact with was a lady. She was average height and weight, with thin brown hair. She had a tongue ring, which must've doubled as a wrecking ball beacause she was missing all her front teeth on top. She had messy eyeliner and her yellow carnie shirt unbuttoned enough to see the foot of space that occured between her tits. In her shirt pocket, were 2 packs of cigarettes! Two! Then to top it off, she was wearing black shorts and flip flops. The flip flops were worst because she had the dirtiest blackest toes I'd ever seen. And the fairground was paved! Where her feet got that dirty is beyond me.
But dirty carnies aside it was fun. I ate a huge smoked turkey leg, and a funnel cake. Oh! I almost forgot the "showmen" bathroom I snuck into. D-I-S-G-U-S-T-I-N-G. I have a pic, so you can see for yourself. Anyway, I didnt ride anything because Im a fraidy cat like that. No, thats a lie, I did go down the huge slide with my niece. All in all, it was fun because of the company. And the trip home also produced food and 3 new snes games! And Im off to work on my speech.