It occurs to me that many of our members, especially Hopefuls & SGs, encounter difficulties in communicating on social media. I have compiled a list of oft' used terms, & what they really mean.
1. FREE SPEECH: My right to savagely attack you, in any way I want, for anything I don't like.
2. OUTRAGE: What happens when you practice free speech.
3. SLUT: A woman I'd love to fuck, but she's fucking somebody else.
4. WHORE: A woman who disdains a lifetime of bad sex, with a partner who refuses to learn anything.
5. FAT WHORE: The delusional speech of a man who lives, entirely, within the pages of his Dad's old "Playboys" - eternally haunted by the twin specters, that real women have lives, and eat food.
6. DYKE: A woman who refuses to reward men for doing a bad job.
7. BULL DYKE: Same as 6, but she can beat you up, too.
8. GODDAMN QUEER: A person who causes you to question how straight you really are.
9. RACIST: A hateful, pejorative attitude, which does not exist in the bones of my body.
10. FAMILY VALUES: A standard of behavior Republicans apply to other people's families.
11. CHRISTIAN: A person who doesn't want to fuck you, and blames it on Jesus.
12. BORN AGAIN VIRGIN: A person who wants to quit fucking you, and blames it on Jesus.
13. BORN AGAIN: A religious "Get out of jail, free" card, for sociopaths.
14. VIRGIN: What we won't be able to call the virgin islands, after Donald Trump visits there.
