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JACINTO2's SOCIAL MEDIA DICTIONARY

Sep 24, 2017
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It occurs to me that many of our members, especially Hopefuls & SGs, encounter difficulties in communicating on social media. I have compiled a list of oft' used terms, & what they really mean.

1. FREE SPEECH: My right to savagely attack you, in any way I want, for anything I don't like.

2. OUTRAGE: What happens when you practice free speech.

3. SLUT: A woman I'd love to fuck, but she's fucking somebody else.

4. WHORE: A woman who disdains a lifetime of bad sex, with a partner who refuses to learn anything.

5. FAT WHORE: The delusional speech of a man who lives, entirely, within the pages of his Dad's old "Playboys" - eternally haunted by the twin specters, that real women have lives, and eat food.

6. DYKE: A woman who refuses to reward men for doing a bad job.

7. BULL DYKE: Same as 6, but she can beat you up, too.

8. GODDAMN QUEER: A person who causes you to question how straight you really are.

9. RACIST: A hateful, pejorative attitude, which does not exist in the bones of my body.

10. FAMILY VALUES: A standard of behavior Republicans apply to other people's families.

11. CHRISTIAN: A person who doesn't want to fuck you, and blames it on Jesus.

12. BORN AGAIN VIRGIN: A person who wants to quit fucking you, and blames it on Jesus.

13. BORN AGAIN: A religious "Get out of jail, free" card, for sociopaths.

14. VIRGIN: What we won't be able to call the virgin islands, after Donald Trump visits there.

VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
camy:
oh that's awesome. i've been called a dyke just because I responded to an awful guy in a group. and he kept going because I simply didn't care, so he ended calling me a monkey, just because I live in Brazil. It wasn't here on this community, people here are amazing.  
Oct 12, 2017
aflalimo:
I absolutely love this. I’m totally taking it as mine. *peels post off screen and runs away*
Aug 18, 2018

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