jabroni

As I turn(gulp!) 36, I feel it is my obligation to pass on the knowledge I've gathered over these many years. So, without further ado:

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes .

I've learned...
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Howdy, all!
The foot's doin' good, I'm just about ready to retire the cane, and tomorrow I'm gonna get behind the wheel of Lola and take her for a spin. She's been sittin' idle for over 2 weeks now and I'm sure she's feelin' neglected.

Mom's birthday is Sunday so I'm gonna take her out to a nice dinner on Saturday to celebrate. Then Saturday...
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After several days off, Wednesday and Thursday I went in for half a day, then Friday I went for the full day. I'm usin' a cane to get around and Mom is bein' my driver, but the ankle and foot are gettin' better. As much as I hate doctors and loathe the medical profession in general, I think I'm gonna have to go for a...
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For the past few days, I've been laid up with a terrible gout attack. It started Tuesday night. Wednesday, I went into work late. Boy, was that a mistake. By the time 4hours was up, I could hardly walk at all. I haven't been to work since. I'm hoping it clears up soon.

Last Saturday, I went to Nutley, NJ to pick up my armoire. It was in even better shape than I expected. The thing weighed a friggin' ton, too. As for the trip there and back...fuck that shit. I'll stick to my back country roads and hicktown highways. If I had to deal with travelin' the Garden State Parkway and shit like that everyday, I'd end...
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I won 3 C notes on the powerball Saturday night. WooHoo for me! 2 more numbers I woulda been tellin' the Auto Parts Emporium to kiss the fattest part of my ass. 3 bills certainly won't hurt the cause though.
My 4th will be spent at my cousin's(as usual), hittin' the Lager(as usual), probably blowin' some shit up.

So what are you fuckers doin' for...
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OK, I know yuz are all just dyin' to know the answers to my quote question, so here they are:
The Movie: Blown Away
The Actor: Tommy Lee Jones

I tried to put that quote into my profile where it says "You can replace this sentence with one of your own creation." But as with everything else on this site, they don't give ya enough...
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"I've come to create a new country called chaos, and a new government called anarchy. " I LOVE this quote. A gold star to anyone who can name the movie its in and the actor who says it.

Work sucks! I know, I know. That is a given. But sometimes it needs to be said anyway.
I'm going to my cousin's on Saturday for his daughter's confirmation party. This will make work on Sunday very unpleasant, but life is full of unpleasantries.