dear FUCKERS
i don't have 20 interesting qualities to write about.
DO NOT TAG ME OR I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL
kthx
i don't have 20 interesting qualities to write about.
DO NOT TAG ME OR I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL
kthx
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bubz:
Nice pics 
turbulence:
Happy Valentines Day!!!
i'm slowly recovering.
i'm healthy enough i guess, because tonight i finally figured out the perfect proportions of black and blue dye to make my hair look black but glow blue in clean light.
hair dye == boomstick
now i want to watch army of darkness. but i can't, because in about an hour i have to go pick up the romanian from work and...
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i'm healthy enough i guess, because tonight i finally figured out the perfect proportions of black and blue dye to make my hair look black but glow blue in clean light.
hair dye == boomstick
now i want to watch army of darkness. but i can't, because in about an hour i have to go pick up the romanian from work and...
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razor_deity:
Hope you doing okay
cunninglinquist:
get well soon
if i provide the phone book
if i provide the hammer too
will someone PLEASE kill me
i am so sick
if i provide the hammer too
will someone PLEASE kill me
i am so sick
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neisha:
come here, i'll make you better.
crossy:
Are you stil feeling like shit?
BEADS!!
holy FUCK
that's what i needed
my hair still sucks because i don't want to blow money on dye and synthetic hair until i figure out how to throw a little bit of silver into it to match this silver kryolan eye shadow that i am so completely obsessed with...
people have told me tinsel, pipe cleaner, wrapping paper, tin foil (never talking to...
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holy FUCK
that's what i needed
my hair still sucks because i don't want to blow money on dye and synthetic hair until i figure out how to throw a little bit of silver into it to match this silver kryolan eye shadow that i am so completely obsessed with...
people have told me tinsel, pipe cleaner, wrapping paper, tin foil (never talking to...
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akalucifer:
you can see it when you are here one day!
kittenface was sick all day yesterday
i hate sick kids, she felt so horrible and there wasn't shit i could do for her
she'd puke up half her body weight, then cry and apologize for the mess she made
she fell asleep and i had to pee but when i came back to her she'd thrown up again
she was down in the floor trying...
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i hate sick kids, she felt so horrible and there wasn't shit i could do for her
she'd puke up half her body weight, then cry and apologize for the mess she made
she fell asleep and i had to pee but when i came back to her she'd thrown up again
she was down in the floor trying...
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tenaciousb:
hey cheeky, missed ya!!!
sounds like you are havin fun!!!!
give the lil'un a hug for me
and my liver ain't goin nowhere!!!!
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sounds like you are havin fun!!!!
give the lil'un a hug for me
and my liver ain't goin nowhere!!!!
[Edited on Feb 04, 2006 7:03PM]
howdy:
geez - seems like everyone and their daughters have been sick recently. people at work and people online alike. hope i'm not some sort of "Influenza Howdy." 
that's really sweet, that she tries to clean up after herself to help out. you must be a pretty decent mommy.
i'll let you know how i decide to "fill in" the blank next time. how many wishes do i get?
that's really sweet, that she tries to clean up after herself to help out. you must be a pretty decent mommy.
i'll let you know how i decide to "fill in" the blank next time. how many wishes do i get?
oooooooook
so the lego city idea was a bust
but i stepped on a spider and lots of beer cans
who the hell drinks beer from a can anyway
blehh
it tastes like ass coming out of the bottle, why mix in the taste of aluminium too
and yes aluminium has a taste
even worse than beer
except for coronas
but that's not really beer...
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so the lego city idea was a bust
but i stepped on a spider and lots of beer cans
who the hell drinks beer from a can anyway
blehh
it tastes like ass coming out of the bottle, why mix in the taste of aluminium too
and yes aluminium has a taste
even worse than beer
except for coronas
but that's not really beer...
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r0nin:
Well aren't you popular this week
bleakronin:
I was going to steal you some lanterns but got chased outta Chinatown when I flipped off Ronald McDonald. Go figure that people would be upset about something like that? 
Anywho, sounds like you had a fun time breaking in the new boots.
I also dislike beer though I find Newcastle quite good.
Aluminum does have a taste this I know all to well since I used to psudeo-eat them.
I wish I had some new clothes as well.
Anywho, sounds like you had a fun time breaking in the new boots.
I also dislike beer though I find Newcastle quite good.
Aluminum does have a taste this I know all to well since I used to psudeo-eat them.
I wish I had some new clothes as well.
oh. my. god.
you shitheads ready for this?
i'm a fucking GIANT today.
Turbulence got me the sexiest shoes i've ever seen. i'm now considered of "average height." they're so hot. sooo in love. shoes are my boomstick. no shit.
please excuse me. i have to go build a lego city, and then step on it. booyah.
you shitheads ready for this?
i'm a fucking GIANT today.
Turbulence got me the sexiest shoes i've ever seen. i'm now considered of "average height." they're so hot. sooo in love. shoes are my boomstick. no shit.
please excuse me. i have to go build a lego city, and then step on it. booyah.
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tenaciousb:
i miss you.
bleakronin:
Wasn't drunk friday (just a migraine), but I am hungover today.
i should have updated this thing days ago, 42 comments are a few too many to weed through.
i got a car!! and it doesn't suck. 96 merc sable, it's a little too big because i'm crazy short but i'm getting used to it. some weird little old man had it before me, so i'm the second owner of a car that was driven to...
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i got a car!! and it doesn't suck. 96 merc sable, it's a little too big because i'm crazy short but i'm getting used to it. some weird little old man had it before me, so i'm the second owner of a car that was driven to...
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akalucifer:
yay car - when are you driving over to say hi? well I think we have to plan a drinking trip - but you might lose...
spooki:
awwww!!! the hair sounds awesome. i need to get my lazy ass around to making another set of dreads... i think im going with... white, black, pink and maybe some hot green. if i think it looks good together anyways. now all i have to do is actually get around to making them. its a bit of work. really just time. rawr. but new car! yes. sounds awesome. im short as all hell too. i always have to have my seat all the way up so i can reach the pedals. i fall into the car whenever i have to have it worked on and they move my seat. poo.
its a bit of work. really just time. rawr. but new car! yes. sounds awesome. im short as all hell too. i always have to have my seat all the way up so i can reach the pedals. i fall into the car whenever i have to have it worked on and they move my seat. poo. i am hung
the
fuck
over
it was great
EDIT:
slept that bitch off. sooooooo much happier.
last night i learned that i really like strawberry vodka
so brando and i got beyond trashed, then we walked to 7-11 to see devildoll AND because we're cool
keep in mind i'd killed about 26oz of vodka inside 3 hours
i was totally wrecked
but when we...
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the
fuck
over
it was great
EDIT:
slept that bitch off. sooooooo much happier.
last night i learned that i really like strawberry vodka
so brando and i got beyond trashed, then we walked to 7-11 to see devildoll AND because we're cool
keep in mind i'd killed about 26oz of vodka inside 3 hours
i was totally wrecked
but when we...
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sirloins:
I can't stand being in the military. 
Unfortunately, I dropped out of high school and it was the only job I could get. I was in before Dubya was President so I couldn't see this coming.
I just do the best with what I can.
Unfortunately, I dropped out of high school and it was the only job I could get. I was in before Dubya was President so I couldn't see this coming.
I just do the best with what I can.
sirloins:
Terrorist threatening? Do tell.
two happy days in a row?? what's going on here??
yeah, no shit
the car is totally mine, insured and plated and everything. so that's done and i never have to mess with it again.
so i get home with my shiny new car, all happy and stuff, and the mail girl (whom i adore, she's a funny little chinese lady that's constantly telling me...
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yeah, no shit
the car is totally mine, insured and plated and everything. so that's done and i never have to mess with it again.
so i get home with my shiny new car, all happy and stuff, and the mail girl (whom i adore, she's a funny little chinese lady that's constantly telling me...
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killthehostage:
howdy and happy belated birthday, hope you had a blast.
car
shit
is
DONE
tomorrow morning
i'm so happy
i hate stuff like this
BUT
it's in my name and i'm da shit ya can't fuck wit
it has to pass a safety certification and an emissions test
it's fairly new, i think it'll do just fine
soooooo happy
i bought my daughter a lava lamp
she's just as amused as i am
i love...
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shit
is
DONE
tomorrow morning
i'm so happy
i hate stuff like this
BUT
it's in my name and i'm da shit ya can't fuck wit
it has to pass a safety certification and an emissions test
it's fairly new, i think it'll do just fine
soooooo happy
i bought my daughter a lava lamp
she's just as amused as i am
i love...
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tenaciousb:
howdy pardner,
what does LMAO mean?????????
i keep telling you i'm stoopid!!!
i got dropped on me head like sloth in the goonies.........
what does LMAO mean?????????
i keep telling you i'm stoopid!!!
i got dropped on me head like sloth in the goonies.........
tenaciousb:
thats me on the left.......
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fuck it the picture ain't goin on
trust me you'd have laughed your ass off!!!!!!!!
[Edited on Jan 19, 2006 5:48PM]
thats me on the left.......
[Edited on Jan 19, 2006 5:47PM]
fuck it the picture ain't goin on
trust me you'd have laughed your ass off!!!!!!!!
[Edited on Jan 19, 2006 5:48PM]
Thank you!
how do you know i have got a bad-ass?? you been sneaking a peek again?
take care good lookin,
i'm still waiting on luxt nudity by the way...............................