its_matt

Eurovision.
Car crash tv at its finest.
Some of my favourite songs...

This one representing the Netherlands never made it past the semi-finals.
Cant think why.
Could it be...
* The awful suits?
* The terrible song?
* The tacky hand-light gimmick?
* The fact that the band looks like its made up of the fathers of the actual group standing in so the lighting crew can work out where the spotlights need to?


Here is albania's entry which has choreography seemingly based on a childs nightmare.
With scary face-painted men accosting a bride, while occassionally a disco fetish power ranger gets in on the action.
Why did nobody tell them how mental this is?


Another entry another fetish party gone wrong.
Ukraine's chart-topping transexual drummer sings a song clearly ripped off the flight of the conchords...



This song was robbed.
FUCKING ROBBED.
It has a 40yr old man rapping in a baseball cap turned backwards, it sounds like it should be being played when you are on the waltzers at a dodgy fairground run by gypsys.
What went wrong Waldo's People?
WHAT???