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See what happens when you have a shitty weekend? You go nuts. Now go and enjoy yourself!

~Nightmares~

<<Penn had a Vegas wedding, those don't last>>

Yeah, I know. I watched it on the Internet. He seemed happy, the bastard.

Curi.

Pedro es un chico en la pelcula llam Napolean Dinamita. Pedro es Napolean' s slo amigo. Pedro quiere ser el presidente de su escuela. Hablo espanol solomente un poquito. Tu comprendes mi espanol? Es mi espanol correcto o no? Habla conmigo. Ayuda me por favor.

thanks, but i can't...too much work to do. way behind already.

Lemme put it this way (and please note that this is being said not in a mean way but in a claremarie way ): before I was dating my boyfriend, he came to my house under the pretense that he was "interested in my paintings" and might be in the market to buy one. I mentioned that two of them weren't for sale--Crimson Orb and Goldfish (the first one). He thought about this for a moment and said "What if someone offered you $6000 for one for them?"

I will end that story here.

Looking forward to meeting you and all your friends tomorrow.

ps: did you used to have a different alias? 'Cause I feel like I recognize your avatar.

In the end he got a pretty good deal. Now we live together and the painting is up in our bedroom.

That's odd about your avatar, then...I doubt anyone else has it, and I wouldn't have seen it on Shicawgo's page since she has so many friends. Maybe in the hookup section, now that they're doing that thing where local people pop up randomly?

Well, my family isn't THAT bad.

It was in my last journal entry, and pretty everyone I had hoped would consider coming had already posted, so I figured it was time for an update.

Anaphora is basically (I hate defining things; I'm always afraid I'll be inaccurate) using the same word or phrase over and over for literary or rhythmic effect.

Jimmy John's and SG does sound like a v. good combo.

"see.. and the more weight you lose.. the more chances you will find some hot babe to impregnate with your first born son."


I don't think there was a big baby boom 9 months after Auschwitz was liberated....I'm just saying.... If you lost ten pounds then that just means your woman isn't cookin enough for you. Or you need to eat more than peas...


And to answer your questions...(Thanks for the unexpected compliment, by the way.)

1) Why do you need 21 ways to pretend not to be you?

I like to be here but not here....I like to maintain a relatively high level of anonymity seeing as how it's a porn site and all And I always try to remember that none of this is real...it's easy to get wrapped up in someone's personality here and think that something could be real. But it can't. It rarely is, at least.

2) What/where are you studying in our fine city?

Marketing and Advertising. I've been in school forever trying to figure out where I belong. I figured it out, but that's a whole other story. I wish I could get paid $75k a year to be an arts and crafts teacher. This is tHe closest compromise.

3) "Sticky as lips and licky as tricks": does this mean it's a gorgeous sight to see you eat in the middle of the night?

Yes counselor, that is correct.

4) What, pray tell, is the Truffle Shuffle??

Wouldn't you like to know! Well I suppose you would seeing as how you've already asked...it's from The Goonies. It's a dance that Mouth makes Chunk do.

If you really are a "sucker for needy selfcentered men with levels of self esteem bordering on delusional. I listen too much. That's the thing. I listen and they just never shut the fuck up," try dating a trial lawyer.

Uh, okay. all this time I thought Doctors and tattoo artists were the key target.... If I dated a lawyer I'd want to help too much. I'm sure that would piss him off. Then I'd solve his cases all Columbo style and never get the credit and I'd secretly resent him for it.....Nah, JUSTICE is credit enough.....cheese, anyone?








[Edited on Nov 28, 2004 4:08PM]

hope you made it okay...it took FOREVEr for my friends to get to ohio...happy thanksgiving!! get out when you can...

hehe, thanks for the calming comment earlier, it made the day quite a bit better!

yay! congradulations on your case!

i'm not old enough to buy myself products of that nature. Pretty disspointing, i wish somebody would though. I've been missing that feeling. Thanks for the comment btw.

Although Ogre and Cevin are creative geniuses, I don't really wanna sleep with either of them.
The stupid Seinfeld term papers are about the show's utter lack of morality, and I've been procrastinating on them, trying to think of what George Costanza would do to get out of it.
Thanks for the animal sacrifices. I'm not doing much besides spontaneously combusting some squirrels.

Curi.