The crime: It's December 18 and no Christmas shopping has been done.
The punishment: A day on Michigan Ave with 1,000,000 similarly screwed people.
This is my life today. Thankfully the lovely and beguiling Ms. Gia will accompony me (which is a slight problem because she is perfect for me except for the fact she's married).
If I live through the ordeal you'll hear from me again. If not, speak well of me.
** I lived through it, barely. The reward? I get to go to the office tomorrow.
The punishment: A day on Michigan Ave with 1,000,000 similarly screwed people.
This is my life today. Thankfully the lovely and beguiling Ms. Gia will accompony me (which is a slight problem because she is perfect for me except for the fact she's married).
If I live through the ordeal you'll hear from me again. If not, speak well of me.
** I lived through it, barely. The reward? I get to go to the office tomorrow.
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tell them your pants are on fire and run away.
[Edited on Dec 19, 2004 9:18PM]