itburns

So this will be personal.
Tonight my true love and I got back together. It was HOT. We hadn't seen each other in 15 months. The relationship between US never faltered, it's just that all the nonsense around us became too much to handle. We lost touch.
But that all changed tonight. At 7:30 PM the puck droped at the United Center, and we were as one once again. I love hockey and hockey loves me.

Now ask
kiki_michelle why this is funny:
"They're all dead. And we ate chicken and watched hockey."