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Question 1: Where would you go on your killing spree?

Question 2: What weapon(s) would you use?

Question 3: fuck off.

i wanna take that car Bruce Campbell drives in Evil Dead III ( the one with the giant whirling blades ) and drive it into downtown murderapolis at about 15 minutes after bar close. total carnage & nothing less.

supposedly, a person can live for three days with a sharpened pole put through their ass and out their mouth.

here comes the pole!

when winter comes i'm gonna make a crossbow that shoots icicles, i mean the real big ones (like a ballista). then toiletooth and i are gonna sit on his roof and impale crackheads while they're hittin the pipe.zzzzzzzzzzzzzwap! megablast.

if you were starving and were already at the point of cannibalism, which part would you eat? i think i would try the face, cause i know the cow's tastes good.

90% of everything is shit......including people.

Imagine a giant buzz saw sweeping over the crowd at the MTV video music awards, decapitating every last person in the audience. The ability to make ones self smile is a beautiful thing. I will fit your t.v. inside your mouth no matter what it takes. eat it you fuck, EAT IT!

Ummm.....let me think, what object should I smash into your face today. hammer? no. screwdriver? no. side of beef? no. teletubbie by his ankles? ooooo...tempting. no.

and the weapon of the day is!

giant scented candle. flavor - loganberry.

you've been pummeled by hallmark. enjoy coke! now shoot yourself in the neck bone.

i'm rotting from the inside out. give me the cure or you will suffer the wrath kahn.

It's fuckin stupid hot. I can't even kill with fire when it's like this. I'm gonna go sit in the meat locker and turn 2nd degree into 1st degree.

bye 4 now.