freezing to death is metal.
dumpling:
barfing down a set of concrete stairs then watching drunk people slip on their way to the bathroom and crack their skulls is punk rock.
i wanna hold one of my customers down and slam a liquor spout into their neck. then all my employee's could gather around and play in the blood like a sprinkler in the summer time.
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toiletooth:
GLUG GLUG GLUG.
tarbaby:
that is why i love you.
~your doppleganger 4 life
~your doppleganger 4 life
Shot or Stabbed? me, i love knives. they're much more personal. gut me.
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oldschool:
if you were stabbed first, then you could still get shot
double the pleasure
double the pleasure
toiletooth:
i like cattle saws. they're special saws grandpa used to use on the pigs. big pigs. they'd hang them from the big shed. first though, they'd hit it in the head with a sledgehammer. that, or walk by with a really sharp knife and slit it's throat. funny watching one of those 600 pound fatsos drop while gargling his own juices. like derek at work, he gargles juices.
I start whisper-singing the Pixies "Debaser" to my self and glance over at the boltcutters. They are lying on the floor in a puddle of congealed blood and bone splinters. Two of my left toes and all of my left fingers are piled in the open glove box. Seven digits, one for each day we've been apart. I take two more vicodins and light another...
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thecowboy:
...awwww...isetfires is finally in love...goodluck loverboy...
dumpling:
dagnabbit! why don't people do this kinda stuff for me.
I am insanely jealous.
I am insanely jealous.
there ain't nothin like comin home after working a twelve hour shift to a neglected cat who has pissed all over your kitchen. i can't blame the little bastard though, i would do the same thing.
p.s.- if you see me with a hot girl armed to the teeth and a shotgun in my hand, you better move cause we're killin' everybody.
p.s.- if you see me with a hot girl armed to the teeth and a shotgun in my hand, you better move cause we're killin' everybody.
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thecowboy:
...you cant kill me...im made of rubber....
tarbaby:
that's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said about me....
i worked with toiletooth for 13 hours tonight. so fukin tired i don't even want to be violent 2 anyone. except 4 the thugs who hang around at my work, i'll kill every last one of those fuks. just herd em' into some giant type of killing machine with lots of blades and smashers. then all i have 2 do is press a button. sleep...
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tarbaby:
hubby. except that toiletooth informs me that you are taken. what the fuck is with THAT, yo?
tarbaby:
he also said it was by a man. is this true? you break my fucking heart.
American Psycho......what a beautiful film. raw human instinct at it's best.
i like the chainsaw drop.
i like the chainsaw drop.
dumpling:
I liked it when they all got bitchy about the business cards.
chainsaw drop was good too.
chainsaw drop was good too.
thecowboy:
...i want to eat your pancreas...
1. wipe your ass with someone else's pancake.
2. put a shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger.
3. try and find your teeth with no face.
2. put a shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger.
3. try and find your teeth with no face.
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tarbaby:
you always know just the right thing to say to me. can we get married and actually BE mickey and mallory???
thecowboy:
1. wipe your ass with someone elses poop.
2. i pretend im your best friend
3. then i push you off a cliff
2. i pretend im your best friend
3. then i push you off a cliff
fuck escaping. deal. you know who you are.
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thecowboy:
...ill assault you with a vegetable in front of your whole familly...
dumpling:
oh shit.
S.O.D. was a good band.
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oldschool:
kill yourself kill yourself
why don't you kill yourself
don't rely on no one else
end it all just kill yourself
why don't you kill yourself
don't rely on no one else
end it all just kill yourself
stina:
Well, I may be cute, and you may have an axe, but i do believe i am the inflicter of brutal pain 