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got a raise.
killed my cat.
miss my boy toiletooth.
pissed cannibal ox broke up.
lonley even though i'm not.
wanting to kill more than ever.
shit luck.
this is your last chance.
step to the blade.
mutilate.

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dumpling:
Poor Smudge.... she had a good papa.

What did you do to get a raise? What's your job? Why do your hands shake? Who are you?
Seriously - who the fuck are you?
oldschool:
being lonely and alone are different things....
whatever you are doing, keep it up I also love your work.
Sorry about your cat.
lets go killing sometime.
werd
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it's kinda dicked up, but i think i understand a little more why some people freak out and start shooting indiscriminately from rooftops. what we've become as a species is totally fucked. i'm ashamed to be human. we're all pigs. oink



FTW
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thecowboy:
...its one of my favorite pastimes to get up on the roof with the magnum rifle...an american tradition...
toiletooth:
Oink!
90%evil 10%good.
you said it partner.
sometimes i don't even think its that......


hope all is well.
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i just attached a bayonet to my shotgun.
so you get an idea, 1st i stab you in the neck and twist a couple of times. then i pull the trigger blasting a hole through your chest. finally i watch u fall into a bloody meat heap and step over your corpse to the next contestant.
destination: sports bar
STICK,BOOM,STICK,BOOM,STICK,BOOM,STICK,BOOM,STICK,BOOM,STICK,BOOM,STICK,BOOM,STICK,BOOM.
skull
oldschool:
bruce campbell borrowed me his s Mart boom stick.
lets go try it out....

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dumpling:
I'm sorry to afflict you with my limb stealing wrath. I promise never to cut off any of your extremities. Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a bayonet in my fucking eye.
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homework assignment :

go see kill bill or i will do to you what she did to them.
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thecowboy:
...im goin to see it today, and if i see you there im gonna kill more than bill...
oldschool:
werd
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toiletooth:
ooooooooooh! she doesn't drink! go get her!





nicolelee:
that fuckin DVD has got to be one of the greatest presents i've ever received. now where the fuck is it...

n*
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i have to go kill my cat tomorrow. she's sick with a terminal cat disease. she's blind, limping and can't even find the litter box. piece of shit god. fuk you.

her name is Smudge.
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tarbaby:
oh love, i'm so very sorry. i wish i were there to hold you and stroke your hair-to tell you that it will be alright. you were a good daddy and she knows that.
i'm out of here for a while-too much drama.
miss me, ok?
love~your wifey
dumpling:
it's all rainy and sad here
I thought about you and Smudge today.
Hope things are okay over there.
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SB makes me smile.

so does punching people in the spine.
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toiletooth:
update them shits nigguh.
tarbaby:
you didn't go and die on me did you? maybe you're just in jail......
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my brother gave me a four foot chinese war sword 4 my birfday. it just got here from china a couple days ago. it's heavy as fuck. if i brought this thing down on your head it would split your shit in 2 sloppy pieces. then i would laugh and turn on the person standing next to your headless corpse. WHACK. thanx bro.

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dumpling:
Someone has been leaving little vegetable/fruit sculptures in my neighbourhood. They make them with toothpicks and grapes and kiwis and cherry tomatoes. They showed up on mailboxes and peoples lawns. It is strangely exhilarating to see one.
Finding out you have a brother kinda turns me on. Weird.
toiletooth:
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visions of shirley temple splitting her face on a stage covered in oil. the easter bunny at the mall going ape shit and shooting everyone in the neck with an AK-47. and a perrty desert flower catching flame as Randal "Tex" Cobb drives by on his hog in raising arizona. come home darlin, bobby peru misses u. kiss
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dumpling:
i likes you
tarbaby:
no f-ing way! i'm just pissed at the world and am again, disinterested in all things that are alive.
you are my future husband-always and forever...
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smile frown whatever confused love mad wink eeek shocked tongue surreal biggrin blush kiss blackeyed puke skull robot ARRR!!! EL SUICIDO LOCO oink bok miao!! ooo aaa


If you use these everytime you write something, you should slam a brick into your face 73 times.
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oldschool:
I'll hold em down for ya