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11 days. fuck smoking. gonna start coughing shit up soon. it usually takes me about 2 weeks of no smoking to get the really good lung juices flowing. somethin' to look forward to.
so sick of this winter bullshit. i gonna steal a giant snowplow and take it to a secret warehouse where i can make all kinds of deadly alterations to it for the...
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quit smoking again. day 5. coughing up all kinds of lung butter. love smokin' but i'm tryin' not to be owned by anything right now. i just don't want to find myself at home any more saying "shit, i'm out of smokes again.....well guess i gotta put my shoes on and clod through the snow to go and get some filthy tasting shit sticks that...
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fuck you til you're dead dead.

Oh hi there everyone. I have decide to give in to my love of David Bowie. I will be performing in an all male stage show version of Labrynth. Our first performance will be opening for the SG Burlesque show here in MPLS. Hope to see ya there. I have to go stuff a small gourd in my pants now..G'Night

about to go gay. but i'll be back..i just need to mug and slaughter someone with a credit card. c ya fukholes.

i'd like to welcome back a close and personal friend of mine. someone who i could trust to help me bury a body and never say a thing about it to anyone. if you know him you probably hate him, and if you don't you sure as hell will soon.

ladies and gentlemen, my friend...toiletooth.

"Reavers?......what happens if they board us?"
"if they board us, they'll most likely rape us to death, eat our flesh then sew our skin into their clothing and if we're very very lucky they'll do it in that order."

from this dialogue alone, you should all be going to the store to buy the firefly boxset on dvd.

fuckin' dope.

ever had a headache that makes you want to drill a hole in your temple with a spade-bit? i needs some trephination to cure this fucker.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzcrunchzzzzzzzzcrunchzzzzzzzzzz.aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh.relief. goodbye headache. goodbye evil spirits.

i almost killed 3 peolpe in a mall today. i forgot there is a reason i A.don't go into malls and B.don't go to movies or restaurants on the weekends. these places are breeding grounds for mindless drunken drooling cattle whos' faces are begging to destroyed by my hammer. my breathing lessons really help when i want to hurt someone. i feel overwhelmed. there are...
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