fuck your teeth in. claw hammer your eye sockets. put your body in a pneumatic press. run over you head with a lawn mower. meat hook your ass. cleaver your fingers. punch a hole through your thorax. set your feet on fire. throw you out a helicopter. drink soup out your fuckin' head.
it's good to be home, thanx fuckers.
p.s. - i hamsworded your...
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thecowboy:
mexico. you pick up all those 25 kilos of cocaine you said you were gonna get??..
nebel:
human potstickers are pretty good too.....I'd add that if I were you.
back from the abyss...escaped with minor 2nd degree burns on shoulders...started smoking again...ate lobster...got offered coke and weed at least 50 times by random guys on the street....got engaged.
home now.
shits goin' alright.
home now.
shits goin' alright.
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cunningham:
Now don't give me shit anymore fool. At least you got the Ramboner now. What's the old lady gonna say now?
oldmanwithers:
makes me wonder why you haven't changed your journal entry when you have post saying YOU LOVE THE COCK. now the truth is out, for everyone to see!
mexico fuckers......mexico.
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toiletooth:
d&d has been suspended without you.
that's how much you are loved.
that's how much you are loved.
oldschool:
Cuidado para la policia en Mexico un las malagenas tambien. Tienne muchas salutedando wey con tu vacatione. No oblidey una grande muertos para los pinche cabrones.
assembly line killings up 300%. hand weapon bloodbaths are down 17%. machines are taking over..but not like in this piece of crap. i love how hollywood takes a good book and turns it into a festering pile of shit.
put 4 people in a line. shoot 3. this is my solution to save earth. 75% global death = we might have another chance at getting...
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put 4 people in a line. shoot 3. this is my solution to save earth. 75% global death = we might have another chance at getting...
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oldmanwithers:
man, i think you should write a book about something... think it actually might be interesting. do it, do it now!
0theamazingrando:
Also, no more warnings on shit that can obviously kill you. If you stick your hand in a blender/garbage disposal or get a plastic bag stuck on your head your genetics don't need to be passed on.
Ok... on my way to make a margarita... wearing my special bag hat...
Ok... on my way to make a margarita... wearing my special bag hat...
mexico is almost here. friends do friends favors like watch their house when you're gone. not too many people i'd trust to watch a house full of weaponry. maybe toiletooth would do it. he knows the meaning of the word and i know for a fact he can handle a shotgun. fuckin' ninja gnomes...very dangerous.
ever write a bunch into you're journal then erase it...
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ever write a bunch into you're journal then erase it...
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cunningham:
Damn, I forgot that you have cats.
toiletooth:
ribbet.
man i've never wrote that.
ribbit!
first one is better.
2 college bitches nextdoor are chanting some "fuck me" thing over and over to some white hat fuck dude that prolly's gonna get a standing ovation....
or just a clap!
ha!
man i've never wrote that.
ribbit!
first one is better.
2 college bitches nextdoor are chanting some "fuck me" thing over and over to some white hat fuck dude that prolly's gonna get a standing ovation....
or just a clap!
ha!
it never ends. push and pull, back and forth. same ole shit, same ole people. i should hang out with toiletooth more. he feels my pain. we need mad max world. sawed off shotguns, mohawks, loyal dogs 'n' shit.
van helsing = worst movie i've EVER seen in my life and i've seen some pieces of shit. redneck zombies was a pretty bad one -...
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van helsing = worst movie i've EVER seen in my life and i've seen some pieces of shit. redneck zombies was a pretty bad one -...
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toiletooth:
you are a true friend.
shaved my head.
new brakes in the gay tracker.
non phixion loud.
grinding gears and puffing away.
half gnome half ninja.
never been so happy in my life.
love you.
jonny.
shaved my head.
new brakes in the gay tracker.
non phixion loud.
grinding gears and puffing away.
half gnome half ninja.
never been so happy in my life.
love you.
jonny.
oldmanwithers:
man you suck at updating... i should kick you in the nuts!
"Conan! what is best in life?"
"To Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of the women."
"Yes."
"To Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of the women."
"Yes."
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cunningham:
I mean I smell shoes. I mean, so what if I wore the same underwear for two weeks and it got all hot out and my inner thighs got all chaffed. What do you care. It's my nutts that are burnin'.
Alice told me to put some Icey Hot on them. She said that it would help with the chaffing. Alice is the only person who can tell me what to do. So I apply a liberal amount to the area. It felt nice for a second.
My nutts were on fire. I said Goddamn!
Alice laughed and I cursed her all to hell.
The next night I was over it and we partied all night. In the morning we both woke up to nasty hangovers. Alice sugeested that we go to a bar and get some bloody mary's. I suggested that I just go home and sleep it out. She was more then welcome to join me.
We end up at a bar. Alice orders some drinks and we sit at the bar at 10 am curing our hangovers. After awhile. Alice had to go to the bathroom. WHile she was in the pisser, I thought that it would be a good idea to slip out the back door.
I ended up at another bar. It was just some random hole in the wall. The locals seemed nice, but I was alone. I miss Alice.
Alice told me to put some Icey Hot on them. She said that it would help with the chaffing. Alice is the only person who can tell me what to do. So I apply a liberal amount to the area. It felt nice for a second.
My nutts were on fire. I said Goddamn!
Alice laughed and I cursed her all to hell.
The next night I was over it and we partied all night. In the morning we both woke up to nasty hangovers. Alice sugeested that we go to a bar and get some bloody mary's. I suggested that I just go home and sleep it out. She was more then welcome to join me.
We end up at a bar. Alice orders some drinks and we sit at the bar at 10 am curing our hangovers. After awhile. Alice had to go to the bathroom. WHile she was in the pisser, I thought that it would be a good idea to slip out the back door.
I ended up at another bar. It was just some random hole in the wall. The locals seemed nice, but I was alone. I miss Alice.
"man on fire" is the movie i wish "the punisher" had been.
kill.
kill.
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leavemehere:
Your pic is pretty neat too.
cunningham:
Man on Fire is hella weak!
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dumpling:
ya lonely without me, ho?
dumpling:
Oh oh I clicked on you and toilet because I'ma fat loser! But I'm your friend. I am I am.
cock the hammer it's time for action.