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chicago bound. stormtroopers await. pictures will follow. saw mastadon lastnight. they fuckin' rule. sore throat. tired. i guess i can sleep in the car. this is the application all my relatives had to fill out to obtain their DL and i love them all the more for it.


Redneck Drivers License Application


> > Pleeze compleet this paper, best ya can.
> >
> > Last name: ______________________________
> >
> > First name:
> > [_] Billy-Bob
> > [_] Billy-Joe
> > [_] Billy-Ray
> > [_] Billy-Sue
> > [_] Billy-Mae
> > [_] Billy-Jack
> > [_] Badd-Teddy Bob
> > [_] Bobby-Sue
> > [_] Bobby-Jo
> > [_] Bobby-Ann
> > [_] Bobby-Lee
> > [_] Bobby-Ellen
> > [_] Bobby-Beth
> >
> > Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)
> > Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None
> > Shoe Size: ____ Left____ Right
> >
> > Occupation:
> > [_] Farmer
> > [_] Hair Dresser
> > [_] Un-employed
> > [_] Mechanic
> > [_] Waitress
> > [_] Dirty Politician
> >
> > Spouse's Name: _____________________________! _
> > 2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________
> > 3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________
> > Lover's Name: _______________________________
> > 2nd Lover's Name: ___________________________
> >
> > Relationship with spouse:
> > [_] Sister
> > [_] Brother
> > [_] Mother
> > [_] Father
> > [_] Cousin
> > [_] Aunt
> > [_] Uncle
> > [_] Son
> > [_] Daughter
> > [_] Pet
> >
> > Number of children living in household: ___
> > Number of children living in shed: ___
> > Number of children that are yours: ___
> >
> > Mother's Name: _______________________
> > (Relation__________)
> > Father's Name: _______________________
> > (Relation__________)
> >
> > Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
> > If you obtained a hi! gher education what was your major?
> > [_] 5th grade [_] 6th grade
> >
> > Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?
> >
> > Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
> > ___ Total number of vehicles you own
> > ___ Number of vehicles that still crank
> > ___ Number of vehicles in front yard
> > ___ Number of vehicles in back yard
> > ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
> >
> > Age you started drivin' ______
> > If over 10, are you are still slow lerrnin? [_] Yes [_] No
> >
> > Firearms you own and where you keep them:
> > ____ truck
> > ____ bedroom
> > ____ shed
> > ____ kitchen
> > ____ bathroom/outhouse
> > ____ pawnshop
> >
> > Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_
> >
> > Do you have a gun rack?
> > [_] Yes [_] No If ! no, please explain:
> >
> > Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
> > [_] The National Enquirer
> > [_] TV Guide
> > [_] Rifle and Shotgun
> > [_] The Globe
> > [_] Soap Opera Digest
> > [_] Bassmasters
> >
> > ___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
> > ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
> > ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
> >
> > ___ Do you hunt Bear? If so, please do not explain
> >
> > How often do you bathe:
> > [_] Weekly
> > [_] Monthly
> > [_] Not Applicable
> >
> > How many teeth in YOUR mouth?___
> >
> > Color of teeth:
> > [_] Yellow
> > [_] Brown
> > [_] Brownish-Yellow
> > [_] Black
> > [_] N/A
> >
> > Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
> > [_] Red-Man [_] Skoal
! > >
> > How far is your home from a paved road?
> > [_] 1 mile
> > [_] 2 miles
> > [_] don't know
> >
> > Distance between mobile home and Bubba's House of Beer?
> >
> > How many times has you received a DWI this year?
>
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