isetfires

I mean I smell shoes. I mean, so what if I wore the same underwear for two weeks and it got all hot out and my inner thighs got all chaffed. What do you care. It's my nutts that are burnin'.

Alice told me to put some Icey Hot on them. She said that it would help with the chaffing. Alice is the only person who can tell me what to do. So I apply a liberal amount to the area. It felt nice for a second.

My nutts were on fire. I said Goddamn!

Alice laughed and I cursed her all to hell.

The next night I was over it and we partied all night. In the morning we both woke up to nasty hangovers. Alice sugeested that we go to a bar and get some bloody mary's. I suggested that I just go home and sleep it out. She was more then welcome to join me.

We end up at a bar. Alice orders some drinks and we sit at the bar at 10 am curing our hangovers. After awhile. Alice had to go to the bathroom. WHile she was in the pisser, I thought that it would be a good idea to slip out the back door.

I ended up at another bar. It was just some random hole in the wall. The locals seemed nice, but I was alone. I miss Alice.