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How did you know that I lived by Dick Lick Springs? That's crazy you must be pyschic or something.

Also - you are some kind of fucking awesome. Senor Cardgage is a beautiful mixture of me and this guy who lives in the alleyway by my house. I have a bag of melty treats on me at all times and I think I might smell like pea soup. Dude in the alley drinks lots of aqua velva and is always trying to hit on my dog. He talks about her nipples and likes it when she licks his hand. It is so fucking creepy. I think he was also shitting by this fence in the alleyway and it got really bad. The people who owned the fence got really upset and put up signs everywhere telling DOG owners to stop letting their dogs crap by the fence. They would give me suspicious looks as I passed. But these shits were like the size of my dog - there is no way she would be able to produce something like that. He found a new place to crap and hopefully it was indoors, because the beside the fence thing was getting intense.

Are you working over the holidays? Are you going back to LA for a bit?

my favorite pic you put up is the tumor. i want to eat it. ♥