Sunday Oct 05, 2003

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my brother gave me a four foot chinese war sword 4 my birfday. it just got here from china a couple days ago. it's heavy as fuck. if i brought this thing down on your head it would split your shit in 2 sloppy pieces. then i would laugh and turn on the person standing next to your headless corpse. WHACK. thanx bro.

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dumpling:
Someone has been leaving little vegetable/fruit sculptures in my neighbourhood. They make them with toothpicks and grapes and kiwis and cherry tomatoes. They showed up on mailboxes and peoples lawns. It is strangely exhilarating to see one.
Finding out you have a brother kinda turns me on. Weird.
toiletooth:
crocka!

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