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if you were stabbed first, then you could still get shot
double the pleasure

i like cattle saws. they're special saws grandpa used to use on the pigs. big pigs. they'd hang them from the big shed. first though, they'd hit it in the head with a sledgehammer. that, or walk by with a really sharp knife and slit it's throat. funny watching one of those 600 pound fatsos drop while gargling his own juices. like derek at work, he gargles juices.