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Imagine a giant buzz saw sweeping over the crowd at the MTV video music awards, decapitating every last person in the audience. The ability to make ones self smile is a beautiful thing. I will fit your t.v. inside your mouth no matter what it takes. eat it you fuck, EAT IT!

Ummm.....let me think, what object should I smash into your face today. hammer? no. screwdriver? no. side of beef? no. teletubbie by his ankles? ooooo...tempting. no.

and the weapon of the day is!

giant scented candle. flavor - loganberry.

you've been pummeled by hallmark. enjoy coke! now shoot yourself in the neck bone.

i'm rotting from the inside out. give me the cure or you will suffer the wrath kahn.

It's fuckin stupid hot. I can't even kill with fire when it's like this. I'm gonna go sit in the meat locker and turn 2nd degree into 1st degree.

bye 4 now.

have you ever seen a picture of a guy who blew his intestines out his ass because he lifted something too heavy? I have.

"You could hang a fuck upside down in ya tub
And slit his throat from ear to ear to
remove a large amount of blood
Most of it'll gush out on a tunnel at once
But to get that last couple of pints drained
work his arms like pumps"

Necro - dead body disposal

This is genius. never get caught, never.

a button 4 what i do would be much easier.....oh wait, a trigger is more or less a button. forget it.........Bam.

a 20lb sledge hammer flying at your face....now.

crumple.

Whenever you hear about people going on killing sprees, they always use guns or bombs. One of these fuckers needs to break out a battle axe or some kind of medieval weapon. I think they'd get way more out of swingin a 5 foot sword at somebody as opposed to pulling a trigger. I know I would.

you ever find yourself talking to someone and you drift off and think " I could punch this person in the face right now and it would be the last thing in the world they ever expected. gigaloop.

One day I'm gonna kill somebody with a yo-yo.......BAM!

I think I've found a real good way to interrogate people. These are the items you will need.
1. wood chipper
2. duct tape
3. tourniquets
4. 50 ft. of good thick rope
5. a quiet place to work