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there ain't nothin like comin home after working a twelve hour shift to a neglected cat who has pissed all over your kitchen. i can't blame the little bastard though, i would do the same thing.

p.s.- if you see me with a hot girl armed to the teeth and a shotgun in my hand, you better move cause we're killin' everybody.

i worked with toiletooth for 13 hours tonight. so fukin tired i don't even want to be violent 2 anyone. except 4 the thugs who hang around at my work, i'll kill every last one of those fuks. just herd em' into some giant type of killing machine with lots of blades and smashers. then all i have 2 do is press a button. sleep...
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American Psycho......what a beautiful film. raw human instinct at it's best.

i like the chainsaw drop.

1. wipe your ass with someone else's pancake.

2. put a shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger.

3. try and find your teeth with no face.

fuck escaping. deal. you know who you are.

S.O.D. was a good band.

Question 1: Where would you go on your killing spree?

Question 2: What weapon(s) would you use?

Question 3: fuck off.

i wanna take that car Bruce Campbell drives in Evil Dead III ( the one with the giant whirling blades ) and drive it into downtown murderapolis at about 15 minutes after bar close. total carnage & nothing less.

supposedly, a person can live for three days with a sharpened pole put through their ass and out their mouth.

here comes the pole!

when winter comes i'm gonna make a crossbow that shoots icicles, i mean the real big ones (like a ballista). then toiletooth and i are gonna sit on his roof and impale crackheads while they're hittin the pipe.zzzzzzzzzzzzzwap! megablast.

if you were starving and were already at the point of cannibalism, which part would you eat? i think i would try the face, cause i know the cow's tastes good.

90% of everything is shit......including people.