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i just attached a bayonet to my shotgun.
so you get an idea, 1st i stab you in the neck and twist a couple of times. then i pull the trigger blasting a hole through your chest. finally i watch u fall into a bloody meat heap and step over your corpse to the next contestant.
destination: sports bar
STICK,BOOM,STICK,BOOM,STICK,BOOM,STICK,BOOM,STICK,BOOM,STICK,BOOM,STICK,BOOM,STICK,BOOM.

homework assignment :

go see kill bill or i will do to you what she did to them.

funny

i have to go kill my cat tomorrow. she's sick with a terminal cat disease. she's blind, limping and can't even find the litter box. piece of shit god. fuk you.

her name is Smudge.

SB makes me smile.

so does punching people in the spine.

my brother gave me a four foot chinese war sword 4 my birfday. it just got here from china a couple days ago. it's heavy as fuck. if i brought this thing down on your head it would split your shit in 2 sloppy pieces. then i would laugh and turn on the person standing next to your headless corpse. WHACK. thanx bro.

visions of shirley temple splitting her face on a stage covered in oil. the easter bunny at the mall going ape shit and shooting everyone in the neck with an AK-47. and a perrty desert flower catching flame as Randal "Tex" Cobb drives by on his hog in raising arizona. come home darlin, bobby peru misses u.

If you use these everytime you write something, you should slam a brick into your face 73 times.

freezing to death is metal.

i wanna hold one of my customers down and slam a liquor spout into their neck. then all my employee's could gather around and play in the blood like a sprinkler in the summer time.

Shot or Stabbed? me, i love knives. they're much more personal. gut me.

I start whisper-singing the Pixies "Debaser" to my self and glance over at the boltcutters. They are lying on the floor in a puddle of congealed blood and bone splinters. Two of my left toes and all of my left fingers are piled in the open glove box. Seven digits, one for each day we've been apart. I take two more vicodins and light another...
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