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i almost killed 3 peolpe in a mall today. i forgot there is a reason i A.don't go into malls and B.don't go to movies or restaurants on the weekends. these places are breeding grounds for mindless drunken drooling cattle whos' faces are begging to destroyed by my hammer. my breathing lessons really help when i want to hurt someone. i feel overwhelmed. there are...
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oldschool:
DOH....dreaded double post
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oldschool:
There is no where near enough ammo and gas to spend on the mall......
my mentor had a heart attack. if he dies i'm going to do something very very bad. fuck this shit. 
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oldmanwithers:
hahaha... i always knew you were gay. flamer!
isetfires:
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oldmanwithers:
you happy!? not possible... you're to flaming to be happy...
geekdriver:
get off my case.. or i'll sick my dog on your shit again..
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this is fuckin' cool.
and i believe him.
tired as shit. bad knee. awaiting the arrival of the lush. dry mouth. bad breath. bloody fist. punching death.
"don't you fuckin' look at me. baby wants to fuck. i can hear your fuckin' radio ya stupid shit!"
crispy ant infested lobes.
i need a warhammer to smash in your malformed baby head.
and i believe him.
tired as shit. bad knee. awaiting the arrival of the lush. dry mouth. bad breath. bloody fist. punching death.
"don't you fuckin' look at me. baby wants to fuck. i can hear your fuckin' radio ya stupid shit!"
crispy ant infested lobes.
i need a warhammer to smash in your malformed baby head.
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dumpling:
Have you been watching too much Blue Velvet?
I read that time travel thing and I gotta say that everything seems pretty good except for the not kissing strangers part. WTF?
Umm.. that's pretty funny stuff about your relative little Jim. The guy the other night looked a lot like the pirate but also like this
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I read that time travel thing and I gotta say that everything seems pretty good except for the not kissing strangers part. WTF?
Umm.. that's pretty funny stuff about your relative little Jim. The guy the other night looked a lot like the pirate but also like this
.
littlebird:
now write an entry about how happy you are.
"There is something to be learned from a rainstorm. When meeting with a sudden shower, you try not to get wet and run quickly along the road. But doing such things as passing under the eaves of houses, you still get wet. When you are resolved from the beginning, you will not be perplexed, though you still get the same soaking. This understanding extends to...
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thecowboy:
youll get a sudden golden shower from me.
oldmanwithers:
hahaha... yeah, gonna have to join in with amazed and give you a sudden golden shower too. knowing you, you'd enjoy it to much fuk nut
got a watch and switchblade. fuckin' dope. made raviolis from scratch. cooked 4 3 hours on xmas. hyperextended my knee. fuk that. just got a rip of kill bill from my hacker brother. fuckin' dope again. buyin' a new tv next week. can't carry that shit home though. just cut myself with the switchblade. finger pissing blood.
what the fuck is this?
i want to...
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thecowboy:
stupid. did you get a rainbow pin too? 
dumpling:
Yeah, I could throw some toys out there to heighten the effect. The dresser is contaminated, huh? It sure is ugly. Whatd'ya think it's contaminated with? Maggots? Worms? Anthrax?
When you write to me in Spanish - that means I did good work. I'm gonna go think of some more ways to make you proud. Me likey the Spanish.
When you write to me in Spanish - that means I did good work. I'm gonna go think of some more ways to make you proud. Me likey the Spanish.
so.....fuckin'.....pissed.
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honkeykong:
-merry christmas, ya filthy animal. don't stick your dick in an electrical outlet.
oldmanwithers:
merry christmas, you kitty scaring freak!
return of the king rocked. all is unwell. new pics. fuk off. kisses.
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dumpling:
How did you know that I lived by Dick Lick Springs? That's crazy you must be pyschic or something.
Also - you are some kind of fucking awesome. Senor Cardgage is a beautiful mixture of me and this guy who lives in the alleyway by my house. I have a bag of melty treats on me at all times and I think I might smell like pea soup. Dude in the alley drinks lots of aqua velva and is always trying to hit on my dog. He talks about her nipples and likes it when she licks his hand. It is so fucking creepy. I think he was also shitting by this fence in the alleyway and it got really bad. The people who owned the fence got really upset and put up signs everywhere telling DOG owners to stop letting their dogs crap by the fence. They would give me suspicious looks as I passed. But these shits were like the size of my dog - there is no way she would be able to produce something like that. He found a new place to crap and hopefully it was indoors, because the beside the fence thing was getting intense.
Are you working over the holidays? Are you going back to LA for a bit?
Also - you are some kind of fucking awesome. Senor Cardgage is a beautiful mixture of me and this guy who lives in the alleyway by my house. I have a bag of melty treats on me at all times and I think I might smell like pea soup. Dude in the alley drinks lots of aqua velva and is always trying to hit on my dog. He talks about her nipples and likes it when she licks his hand. It is so fucking creepy. I think he was also shitting by this fence in the alleyway and it got really bad. The people who owned the fence got really upset and put up signs everywhere telling DOG owners to stop letting their dogs crap by the fence. They would give me suspicious looks as I passed. But these shits were like the size of my dog - there is no way she would be able to produce something like that. He found a new place to crap and hopefully it was indoors, because the beside the fence thing was getting intense.
Are you working over the holidays? Are you going back to LA for a bit?
tarbaby:
my favorite pic you put up is the tumor. i want to eat it. ♥
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dumpling:
youse be great.
Now get that dick out of your mouth and update your shits.
Now get that dick out of your mouth and update your shits.
tarbaby:
in reagards to my video link, the unfortuate man is a Russian officer in the hands of some Chechnyan soldiers. The tape originally is much longer and shows him being shot and beated before he is decapitated. It was then sent to the Russian army as propoganda.
meditation on inevitable death should be performed daily. every day when one's body and mind are at peace, one should meditate on being ripped apart by arrows, rifles, spears and swords, being carried away by surging waves, being thrown into the midst of a great fire, being struck by lightning, being shaken to death by a great earthquake, falling from thousand-foot cliffs, dying of disease...
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dumpling:
Uggh, I think about this constantly. Most recently I was thinking about a huge wind that would blow me onto a fence post and would impale me through the neck. Then my weight would cause me to drop and would split my head in half.
Dolly is upset, but I fucking love you for that last comment. Pikachu is hot.
Dolly is upset, but I fucking love you for that last comment. Pikachu is hot.
lolita:
yes, it is.
i'm wishing you into cartoon land.
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oldschool:
cartoons should be the only thing available on TV
thecowboy:
hahahaaha..youre too funny..but hey, looks arent everything.. 
UPDATE YOU DIRTY MONGREL SKULL FUCKING MAGOT RAPER.