mexico is almost here. friends do friends favors like watch their house when you're gone. not too many people i'd trust to watch a house full of weaponry. maybe toiletooth would do it. he knows the meaning of the word and i know for a fact he can handle a shotgun. fuckin' ninja gnomes...very dangerous.
ever write a bunch into you're journal then erase it...
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it never ends. push and pull, back and forth. same ole shit, same ole people. i should hang out with toiletooth more. he feels my pain. we need mad max world. sawed off shotguns, mohawks, loyal dogs 'n' shit.
van helsing = worst movie i've EVER seen in my life and i've seen some pieces of shit. redneck zombies was a pretty bad one -...
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toiletooth:
you are a true friend.
shaved my head.
new brakes in the gay tracker.
non phixion loud.
grinding gears and puffing away.
half gnome half ninja.
never been so happy in my life.
love you.
jonny.
shaved my head.
new brakes in the gay tracker.
non phixion loud.
grinding gears and puffing away.
half gnome half ninja.
never been so happy in my life.
love you.
jonny.
oldmanwithers:
man you suck at updating... i should kick you in the nuts!
"Conan! what is best in life?"
"To Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of the women."
"Yes."
"To Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of the women."
"Yes."
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cunningham:
I mean I smell shoes. I mean, so what if I wore the same underwear for two weeks and it got all hot out and my inner thighs got all chaffed. What do you care. It's my nutts that are burnin'.
Alice told me to put some Icey Hot on them. She said that it would help with the chaffing. Alice is the only person who can tell me what to do. So I apply a liberal amount to the area. It felt nice for a second.
My nutts were on fire. I said Goddamn!
Alice laughed and I cursed her all to hell.
The next night I was over it and we partied all night. In the morning we both woke up to nasty hangovers. Alice sugeested that we go to a bar and get some bloody mary's. I suggested that I just go home and sleep it out. She was more then welcome to join me.
We end up at a bar. Alice orders some drinks and we sit at the bar at 10 am curing our hangovers. After awhile. Alice had to go to the bathroom. WHile she was in the pisser, I thought that it would be a good idea to slip out the back door.
I ended up at another bar. It was just some random hole in the wall. The locals seemed nice, but I was alone. I miss Alice.
Alice told me to put some Icey Hot on them. She said that it would help with the chaffing. Alice is the only person who can tell me what to do. So I apply a liberal amount to the area. It felt nice for a second.
My nutts were on fire. I said Goddamn!
Alice laughed and I cursed her all to hell.
The next night I was over it and we partied all night. In the morning we both woke up to nasty hangovers. Alice sugeested that we go to a bar and get some bloody mary's. I suggested that I just go home and sleep it out. She was more then welcome to join me.
We end up at a bar. Alice orders some drinks and we sit at the bar at 10 am curing our hangovers. After awhile. Alice had to go to the bathroom. WHile she was in the pisser, I thought that it would be a good idea to slip out the back door.
I ended up at another bar. It was just some random hole in the wall. The locals seemed nice, but I was alone. I miss Alice.
"man on fire" is the movie i wish "the punisher" had been.
kill.
kill.
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leavemehere:
Your pic is pretty neat too. 
cunningham:
Man on Fire is hella weak!
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put your hand in my mouf.
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put your hand in my mouf.
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dumpling:
ya lonely without me, ho?
dumpling:
Oh oh I clicked on you and toilet because I'ma fat loser! But I'm your friend. I am I am.
cock the hammer it's time for action.
saw kill bill vol.2. fuckin' dope.
saw the punisher......eh.. it was a little better than ok.
i'm sore from working out and i still can't go anywhere in public without wanting to kill a multitude of people.
someone called me "psychotic" yesterday.
i'm tired of being good.
saw the punisher......eh.. it was a little better than ok.
i'm sore from working out and i still can't go anywhere in public without wanting to kill a multitude of people.
someone called me "psychotic" yesterday.
i'm tired of being good.
thecowboy:
.the bride would whoop the punishers ass..and id whoop yours.
0theamazingrando:
I bet amazed sure wants to punish your ass... I bet he does!
" from this book, you will learn to recognize your enemy, to choose the right weapons, about killing techniques, and about preperation and improvisation when on the defense, on the run, or on the attack. it will also discuss the possibility of a doomsday scenario, in which the living dead have replaced humanity as the planet's dominant species."
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0theamazingrando:
brAaAiIInS! bRaAaAiiIns! fat zombie lady will kill you! muahahahahaha!
thecowboy:
yea well i dont like you very much..bitch.
"when you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."
- god -
"no other creature is like a human being.....even wolves do not prey on each other, but humans will eat each other alive."
- fudoh -
uh huh.
- god -
"no other creature is like a human being.....even wolves do not prey on each other, but humans will eat each other alive."
- fudoh -
uh huh.
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geekdriver:
I'm out on the 24th.. so get all yr insults in while you can.
janedoe666:
where are yoooooou? 
theres nothing like comming home from a hard days work to find cat diarrhea on the couch, floor, window sill, kitchen, bed and a few other places i'll find later when i'm putting my hand or foot in it. fuckin' overeating cat 
new profile pic is a drawing of me after i rode my bike into a fast moving car (coma drunk+bike riding=your a dumb...
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dumpling:
update dupate tapude putade apedut
whatever, just do it fucker.
whatever, just do it fucker.
isetfires:
[Edited on Apr 02, 2004 6:50PM]
[Edited on Apr 02, 2004 6:50PM]
when was the last time you gave someone something? not an std or flamming bag of shit on their doorstep. something that person actually desired... and when you gave it to them you had no motives or expectations on what you'd recieve from the deal. think hard. hurts don't it? you're a selfish bastard who never did nothin' for nobody and you're gonna die alone....
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dumpling:
Shit corker didn't work. Slowly becoming sloopy bag of skin. Seriously.
toiletooth:
you are so angry. i missed the work meeting today, yeah. not cos i am cool. uncool. i overslept. i didn't mean to.
i give stuff all the time, i just aint that nice.
peace.
i give stuff all the time, i just aint that nice.
peace.
friend of mine was killed on monday. 23 yrs. old. a real good kid. 4 different people have his organs now. a real good kid.
Rest In Peace Pat. c u in a bit.
Rest In Peace Pat. c u in a bit.
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ilovemikehunt:
dude, your fantasy is hot.
i'm inclined to say i'm sorry.. on the other hand, it sounds like his death has been very meaningful to a handful of other people; we all die sometime. i wish you (and everyone else) the best in coping with the stress of your loss.
i'm inclined to say i'm sorry.. on the other hand, it sounds like his death has been very meaningful to a handful of other people; we all die sometime. i wish you (and everyone else) the best in coping with the stress of your loss.
0theamazingrando:
your fantasy is literally hot, can you make sure you get France while you're at it?
man i've never wrote that.
ribbit!
first one is better.
2 college bitches nextdoor are chanting some "fuck me" thing over and over to some white hat fuck dude that prolly's gonna get a standing ovation....
or just a clap!
ha!