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Everyday at 3:03 am my t.v. turns itself on,then off again. Now if I'm watching t.v. at 3:03 am,the channel will change from 3 to 4. Anyway it's some pretty wierd shit i thought i'd share with the world and my 1 friend. Thanx 4 reading and don't forget to punch yourself or someone else in the mouf.

Do your part.

BURN IT. BURN IT ALL.

toiletooth:

we updated less than a minute apart.

Jun 9, 2003

you get nothing....good day sir!

Don't you get it? There never Was, so there never Will be........Oh, and don't forget to slug yourself in da gut you filthy fuck.out.

There's no Betty Rubble in the Flinstones Chewables Vitamins. that's dicked up.

dave_h:

'thats dicked up'

awesome.

yeah and boo for no more betty. I used to eat that girl all the time when I was a kid.

Jun 4, 2003

Don't get cut. Get callous. end game.

toiletooth:

you are my hero.

Jun 1, 2003

I get home from work and find that some muther fucker just stole the back rim off my road bike. Fuck that shit! I posted a note on the pole right above my rimless bike that reads:

To: The guy who stole my tire.

From: The guy who buttfucked your mommy.

THANX

that makes me feel a little warmer inside.

toiletooth:

lemme know if you need help

Jun 1, 2003

I feel it my duty to clean stained toiletbowls with the pressure and potency of my urine. I like to think of it as a form of stripmining. Someone is eventually gonna clean that toilet and you'll just be givin them a heads up. Do your part. Do something.

toiletooth:

heh heh.
~one of these things is not like the other.
people are strange, when you're a strangler.
homey have you checked out the hip hop groop on this bitch?
it is so fucking pathetically full of whining haters and pseudo bitch-slappees needing that extra hip hop punch in the face old skool!
god i hate it.
and join the mac users groop too.
and the metal group.
and the horror movie group and the gamers groop ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
just waiting for my new "friggin' H-Mo's" group.....

May 30, 2003

there are 118 ridges around the edge of a dime.How many ridges in head after chainsaw mutilation?

toiletooth:

you are fucking awesome and i love you

ps.add me as a friend fucker.

May 29, 2003

edea:

wow 118 really!!

May 29, 2003

help out.Punch yourself in the face.hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaaahahahhhahahahhahhahaahahahahaahaahahhahaaahhaaaha.no really,do your part.get off your azz.Punch someone else in the face.G's up.

toiletooth:

i gotta say, your journal entries are the most interesting.
hospitable.....hospitol.
hmm.
how many doctors are there on this planet?

May 27, 2003