Monday Jul 28, 2003

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Have you ever wanted to duct tape a grenade inside someones mouth and lead them around by the pin, all the while telling them not to fall to far behind......................BOOM!
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toiletooth:
read what minky said in my journal. its something you would like.
dumpling:
my dog is innocent

Saturday Jul 26, 2003

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"I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum....and I'm all out of bubblegum."

-Rowdy Rowdy Piper-

mad
tarbaby:
he stole that line from me

Friday Jul 25, 2003

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Have you ever seen a guy with a big beard and you just wanted to go up to him and squirt lighter fluid in his beard and then light his beard on fire and listen to the funny sounds he makes while he's trying to extinguish the flames?.........Hot Chin..very hot.....fire.....please help!.............heeheheeeheh.
tarbaby:
i would rather do that to girls with pit hair
tarbaby:
i actually had a dream last night that my leg came off. i put it in my purse and forgot about it.

Wednesday Jul 23, 2003

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Have you ever put mercury in your mouth?
toiletooth:
no, but i put it in Uranus.....



trust no one, revised.


you really help me sometimes but you don't know it.
tarbaby:
was going through your journal entries-you are fucking brilliant. i'll be back

Wednesday Jul 16, 2003

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I don't do cocaine, I just like how it smells when you burn it.
toiletooth:


FRENCH AMMONAL:
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Type: Low Explosive
Ingredients: 86% Ammonium Nitrate
6% Stearic Acid
8% Aluminum Powder
Description: French ammonal is an easily improvised low explosive
mixture. It is generally less effective than an equal
weight of TNT. The material is loaded by pressing it into
a suitable container. Initiation by an Engineer's special
blasting cap is recommended.
Comments: This material was tested. It is effective.
References: TM 31-201-1, Unconventional Warfare Devices and Techniques,
para 1401.

TETRYTOL:
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Type: High Explosive
Ingredients: 75% Tetryl
25% TNT
Description: Tetryol is a high explosive bursting charge. It is used as
a demolition explosive, a bursting charge for mines, and
in artillery shells. The explosive force of tetrytol is
approximately the same as that of TNT. It may be initiated
by a blasting cap. Tetrytol is usually loaded by casting.
Comments: This material was tested. It is effective.
References: TM 9-1900, Ammunition, General, page 55.
TM 9-1910, Military Explosives, page 188.


[Edited on Jul 21, 2003]

Tuesday Jul 15, 2003

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It's really not that difficult. You just outright kill them, then your problems go away. Or I can do it if you like.

I like slot head screwdrivers. they work good.

wink

Monday Jul 14, 2003

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New Profile....New Pic...Whatcha gonna do now bitch!

Tuesday Jul 08, 2003

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If the earths population was shrunk to become a village of 100 people, maintaining all human ratios, it would look something like this. 57 Asians, 21 Europeans 14 from the Western Hemisphere (north & south) , 8 Africans. 52 Female, 48 Male, 70 Non-Christian, 30 Christain. 89 Heterosexual, 11 homosexual. 80 Would live in substandard housing. 70 would be unable to read, 50 would suffer...
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toiletooth:
Become a manager!


Right?


Monday Jun 30, 2003

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Tigers have striped skin, not striped fur. You are what you are. Being human could'nt make me more disappointed. We truly are brother to the virus. We live to consume thinking only of our selves. Earth Crisis- A Fire Storm to Purify. I figure a good 85% of the worlds' population incinerated (including myself) would be a good start. Then we can start over and...
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toiletooth:
Bravo!
*clapping bloody nubbs together in praise*

Wednesday Jun 25, 2003

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Peanuts are one of ingredients of dynamite. Crack,pop,chew....blam your fuckin head is gone. Nothin but a bloody stump where your brain bucket used ta be. That shit got blowed up. kisses.
toiletooth:
that made me laugh hard and i love you.
the murmur should be there shortly.
kill it,
love js.

Monday Jun 16, 2003

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A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds. How long is yours you fuckin pothead? People who smoke weed every second of every day need to be hit in the head with a bat, then they can be perma-stoopid for the rest of their lives, free of charge. Just gimme the bat and form the line you filthy fucks.
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oldschool:
you definately rule
veruka:
i tend to disagree
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