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Thursday Jun 02, 2005

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KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO
> >> Alabama
> >> Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
> >> Alaska
> >> 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
> >> Arizona
> >> But It's A Dry Heat.
> >> Arkansas
> >> Literacy Ain't Everything.
> >> California
> >> By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda. !
> >> Colorado
> >> If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
> >> Connecticut
> >> Like Massachusetts,
> >> Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.
> >> Delaware
> >> We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
> >> Florida
> >> Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
> >> Georgia
> >> We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
> >> Hawaii
> >> Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
> >> (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
> >> Idaho
> >> More Than Just Potatoes...
> >> Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
> >> Illinois
> >> Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
> >> Indiana
> >> 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
> >> Iowa
> >> We Do Amazing Things With Corn
> >> Kansas
> >> First Of The Rectangle States
> >> Kentucky
> >> The Bluegrass State, The Home Of Hospitality
> >> Louisiana
> >> We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
> >> But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
> >> Maine
> >> We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
> >> Maryland
> >> If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
> >> Massachusetts
> >> Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
> >> Michigan
> >> First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
> >> Minnesota
> >> 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
> >> Mississippi
> >> Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
> >> Missouri
> >> Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
> >> Montana
> >> Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,
> >> and Very Little Else.
> >> Nebraska
> >> Ask About Our State Motto Contest
> >> Nevada
> >> Hookers and Poker!
> >> New Hampshire
> >> Go Away And Leave Us Alone
> >> New Jersey
> >> You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
> >> I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
> >> Right here!
> >> New Mexico
> >> Lizards Make Excellent Pets
> >> New York
> >> You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
> >> You Have The Right To An Attorney...
> >> North Carolina
> >> Tobacco Is A Vegetable
> >> North Dakota
> >> We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
> >> Ohio
> >> At Least We're Not Michigan
> >> Oklahoma
> >> Like The Play, But No Singing
> >> Oregon
> >> Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
> >> Pennsylvania
> >> Cook With Coal
> >> Rhode Island
> >> We're Not REALLY An Island
> >> South Carolina
> >> Remember The Civil War?
> >> Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
> >> South Dakota
> >> Closer Than North Dakota
> >> Tennessee
> >> The Edyoocashun State
> >> Texas
> >> Se Hablo Ingles
> >> Utah
> >> Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
> >> Vermont
> >> Ay, Yep
> >> Virginia
> >> Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
> >> Washington
> >> We have more rain than you do
> >> West Virginia
> >> One Big Happy Family...Really!
> >> Wisconsin
> >> Come Cut The Cheese!
> >> Wyoming
> >> Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
allied:
Happy Birthday, bro!
Nov 4, 2005
darkrabbit:
You know you put those forks through that Lexus on purpose... tongue
Dec 9, 2005

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